(please don't mind me)

[firsttymecaller]

Dear Internet,

You are entertaining sometimes and are filled with illegal music, but YOU are A FUCK. You are a huge motherfucking fuck.

I'm going to murder whoever let eight-year-olds write shit on the internet.

Thanks for your time.

-Me

Comments

[super_duper]

im gonna hope you read this soon. i dont know your phone number anymore. im in town this weekend. i want to hang out with you. call me (766 1800)