O.K. troops, atten-tion.
*walks up and down the ranks like a drill sergeant* Listen up, team, I've got a question for you. Who here is sick and tired of Scarlett whining about her tumultuous little life and wallowing in heinous self-pity?
*tilts head arrogantly and smirks* Well, why didn't you say so? I am, too. It's a beautiful day outside, you
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