Penny: I always tear up when the grinch's heart grows three sizes

Sheldon: Tears seem appropriate. Enlargement of the heart muscle or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy is a serious disease which can lead to Congestive Heart Failure.

Leonard: Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

I fell off the couch laughing...

If I was Tiger Woods wife...I'd have beat the shit out of him with a golf club too. I mean really? 10 Women have now come forward...TEN OTHER WOMEN. I'd probably have also made him eat his own testicles for dinner, but I'm kinda scary like that.

All I have to say is that if you think you are too good for me...you are wrong. Because you think that, it makes you not good enough.

Today I found out that someone I go to high school with committed suicide. Wow, what a sentence to start a journal post with, huh? And I didn't know her well, not hardly at all. She was older than I am and I was actually in the same grade with her younger brother. But we went to church together and camp together and basically grew up together ( Read more... )

When one ages, and the looks go and the things of this world are gone...what can you truly count on besides your mind and soul?

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. I know, I know, I'm sorry, my utter laziness has prevailed when it comes to livejournal and posting recently. I just haven't had much to say that was appropriate for public knowledge lately. I have been however trolling all of your journals reading about your daily lives. Lets see, what can I come up with to ( Read more... )

I have just arrived back home from a divine trip to Disney World...the happiest place on earth. It's a magical place ( Read more... )

Not really, I just don't have internet at my house right now. Anyway, I must say that another interesting year has passed. You see, around this time last year, I was separating from my husband, meeting a new friend...and going through what some would call a complete emotional meltdown. And it's taken me about a year to get my shit together, but ( Read more... )

Last night, I am sitting on my couch in my pajamas watching episodes of Doctor Who that I had recorded on my DVR and all of a sudden there is a knock on my door. I'm like..."Qua? It's almost midnight...who is knocking at my door?" So, I trot my happy ass over to the door, almost fall over Pippin (who is having a spaz-attack because ( Read more... )

Hark! An update from...yours truly. I know all of my faithful readers and fans have been waiting with baited breath to hear about my latest adventures, but to be completely honest there has been a fat lot of nothing that has changed. So, I wasn't going to bore you all with my endless droning about the damn hospital ( Read more... )