In which I am very confused...
Last night, I am sitting on my couch in my pajamas watching episodes of Doctor Who that I had recorded on my DVR and all of a sudden there is a knock on my door. I'm like..."Qua? It's almost midnight...who is knocking at my door?" So, I trot my happy ass over to the door, almost fall over Pippin (who is having a spaz-attack because OMGSOMEONEKNOCKEDONTHEDOOR), and answer it. Anyway, I probably should have listened to Pippin...but I thought it was one of YOU GUYS, showing up at my house at all hours of the night.
So, there is the older lady who is like leaning on the door (so when I open it she almost falls on top of me) and she's like...CAN YOU HELP ME???? And I'm thinking wow it smells like a bottle of Wild Turkey out here. So, I'm like what's wrong and she's like...I CAN'T GET OUT!!! and then she stops and she's like..."I NEED A LIGHT!" and then she proceeds to attempt to push past me into my house. I was like Oh, HELL no, you did NOT just do that. And all this time I'm like, Stupid Megan, why did you answer the door? Anyway, so, I explain to her at least five times that she has to drive around the complex. About that time...my stupid idiot cat runs out the door between my legs and runs all over the entryway to my building...after five minutes of chasing her around I finally catch her and go into my house and ponder whether or not I should call the police. I decide to look out my second bedroom window and see if she's out there. Then she almost rams her car into mine and gets stuck again, comes back inside and starts banging on my door going on about how she was at a Monopoly game at her friends house and she just needs to go home. I decide not to answer the door but that maybe I should call the police She then leaves and gets her car unstuck and turned around and drives off. I was like OMG, what to do...
It was a bizarre experience. I mean really, who DOES that???
So, there is the older lady who is like leaning on the door (so when I open it she almost falls on top of me) and she's like...CAN YOU HELP ME???? And I'm thinking wow it smells like a bottle of Wild Turkey out here. So, I'm like what's wrong and she's like...I CAN'T GET OUT!!! and then she stops and she's like..."I NEED A LIGHT!" and then she proceeds to attempt to push past me into my house. I was like Oh, HELL no, you did NOT just do that. And all this time I'm like, Stupid Megan, why did you answer the door? Anyway, so, I explain to her at least five times that she has to drive around the complex. About that time...my stupid idiot cat runs out the door between my legs and runs all over the entryway to my building...after five minutes of chasing her around I finally catch her and go into my house and ponder whether or not I should call the police. I decide to look out my second bedroom window and see if she's out there. Then she almost rams her car into mine and gets stuck again, comes back inside and starts banging on my door going on about how she was at a Monopoly game at her friends house and she just needs to go home. I decide not to answer the door but that maybe I should call the police She then leaves and gets her car unstuck and turned around and drives off. I was like OMG, what to do...
It was a bizarre experience. I mean really, who DOES that???