Going to try to embed a youtube link.  A clip from Mystery Science Theater 3000, with the classic quote at the end - "It Stinks!"


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Earlier this week, North Korea supposedly detonated a nuke.  They claim to have done it and are pushing for a second test but there are a few places that say it may not have happened (geological science stuff).  Regardless, lets take them at their word and say that they have.

First thing you should do - Don't listen to most Democrats on this issue.

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My life is still operating at Ludicrous speed.  So much is going on yet I barely have time to write about it.  So here's the quick and dirty:

• Still continuing with my Oracle. I know the next test is going to be rough so I'm trying to get as much studying done when I have the time for it.
• Health problems have crept up again.  So now I've got ( Read more... )

This has been on my mind lately. As some of my NY pals that I keep in touch with know, I am a single guy and have been for some time (and knowing my luck - will be for the unforeseeable future). This may have to do with several variables, none of which have anything to do with me looking like something Jabba the Hut shit out of himself when he died ( Read more... )

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by ( Read more... )

I've been extremely busy the past few weeks with a shitload of stuff.  I want to get it written down and if I feel like it, go into it later:

1.  I took the DBA Fundamentals I certification exam and passed.  It was tough.  90 questions with a lot being "pick 2 of 5" or "pick 3 of 6".  Those suck mainly because of how it breaks down.  If it's pick 2 ( Read more... )

An idea came into my head this morning.  I'd love to do a social experiement concerning couples and the effects that what their friends say to them on the relationship.  Of course, with out the ability to go to alternate realities or travel back in time, this would pretty much be impossible due to the different variables human behavior present.

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I was on vacation last week so there was no way in hell I'd be at my computer doing updates about everything I was doing.  It actually was a very big week in my life, but I'll cut to save space.

Basically, last week wasn't really a vacation for me.  I had signed up for Oracle training classes.  So everyday last week, I had to be at Oracle at 9:00 ( Read more... )

So Commander Comb-over is gone. Last Friday, my boss stops by my cube and tells me that todays was the Commander's last day. No two week notice given at all. He walks in and says he's leaving. This is after the company sent him to three weeks of training. Mind you, he only worked her about a month and a half ( Read more... )

My dog got pretty sick the other day, so I had to take care of it. It started Monday morning at 5:00 a.m. I awoke to hear Brandy dry heaving. Knowing what's about to come, I jump up, turn on the lights, and grab some paper towels just in time to see her spit up some saliva. Ok, nothing too much. Cleaned that up quick, then back in bed.

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