paris je t'aime, etc.

[fever_crusade]

I spent the weekend preparing and packing. For those of you I didn't tell, Perry's taking me to Paris for two weeks. (Two weeks!) We're leaving Wednesday, so Lois has been taking me shopping, with the hopes that I'll blend in once we arrive. I speak French quite fluently, but I am Tracy McTourist so I think there's very little chance I won't stand

Comments

[givemeclouds]

MY EYES ARE BURNING.

[fever_crusade]

Then close 'em!

[imthehalibut]

It's touristy. So, you know, you look like tourists but you won't scare away people in France.

[fever_crusade]

You know the French are notorious for hating tourists more than in any other country, right?

[imthehalibut]

Yes, but you're not mean tourists.

[fever_crusade]

...Aren't we?

I give Perry ten minutes in the country before he starts screaming at locals.

[fatedto_pretend]

Martha...we need to talk...

[fever_crusade]

Oh, no. What did I do? Is it the hat?

[fatedto_pretend]

It's about that horrific black denim that has adhered itself to your legs...

[fever_crusade]

Damnit.

But it's comfortable, and it matches everything!

[hell_of_heaven]

You look lovely.

The less said about White the better.

[fever_crusade]

Is "lovely" code for "dorky"?

Honesty is the best policy :D?

[hell_of_heaven]

No. Well. I have my reservations about the hat.

[fever_crusade]

Oh, you too? *sigh* Perry thought it was cute. Never listening to him again.