paris je t'aime, etc.

[fever_crusade]

I spent the weekend preparing and packing. For those of you I didn't tell, Perry's taking me to Paris for two weeks. (Two weeks!) We're leaving Wednesday, so Lois has been taking me shopping, with the hopes that I'll blend in once we arrive. I speak French quite fluently, but I am Tracy McTourist so I think there's very little chance I won't stand

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[hell_of_heaven]

You look lovely.

The less said about White the better.

[fever_crusade]

Is "lovely" code for "dorky"?

Honesty is the best policy :D?

[hell_of_heaven]

No. Well. I have my reservations about the hat.

[fever_crusade]

Oh, you too? *sigh* Perry thought it was cute. Never listening to him again.

[hell_of_heaven]

If only that were true.

Well, I wouldn't want you to get sunburn.

[fever_crusade]

Not much chance of that in Paris, I'm afraid. I assume we'll spend most of our time in museums, cafes, castles, and hotel rooms.

[hell_of_heaven]

Well. You have to walk the Champs Elysees.

[fever_crusade]

Yes, hand-in-hand with your favorite person. But of course.

[locked]

Though I do miss that...castle of yours.

[hell_of_heaven]

[locked]

I do too... I haven't had the opportunity to go there in quite a while.

[fever_crusade]

[locked]

Perhaps you can take your new ladyfriend. I'm sure Luc would adore her.

[hell_of_heaven]

[locked]

Luc is a very forgiving man.

[fever_crusade]

[locked]

What on earth would he need to forgive?

[hell_of_heaven]

[locked]

He tolerates me, for a start.

[fever_crusade]

[locked]

That's because you repay him by bringing lots and lots of gorgeous women by to see him.

[hell_of_heaven]

[locked]

True. I hadn't thought of that.

Does Perry golf?

[fever_crusade]

[locked]

I was hoping you'd say that I was the only gorgeous woman you'd introduced to him....Yes.

He does. Why?