paris je t'aime, etc.

[fever_crusade]

I spent the weekend preparing and packing. For those of you I didn't tell, Perry's taking me to Paris for two weeks. (Two weeks!) We're leaving Wednesday, so Lois has been taking me shopping, with the hopes that I'll blend in once we arrive. I speak French quite fluently, but I am Tracy McTourist so I think there's very little chance I won't stand

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[imthehalibut]

It's touristy. So, you know, you look like tourists but you won't scare away people in France.

[fever_crusade]

You know the French are notorious for hating tourists more than in any other country, right?

[imthehalibut]

Yes, but you're not mean tourists.

[fever_crusade]

...Aren't we?

I give Perry ten minutes in the country before he starts screaming at locals.

[imthehalibut]

...You aren't a mean tourist. You can curb him.

[fever_crusade]

Possibly. I don't know if Paris is ready for us!

But at least we'll fit right in. Hardly any couples are actually married in Paris!

[imthehalibut]

And you're not, either. You're also taking from stereotypes. Relax. You guys will be great!

[fever_crusade]

Exactly. We'll drink fine wine, smoke long cigarettes, eat escargot and chat with other couples happily living in sin.

It'll be chic....right?

[imthehalibut]

...Yeah, Mom. Chic.

We don't keep secrets from each other. Ever. And, I'm pretty sure Lex expressed interest in me the other night.

[fever_crusade]

...

......

...What?!

[imthehalibut]

He...implied I had ... in him. And I commented that I thought he had in me -- not in, in but yeah and he -- there was touching. Shoulder touching. Not...touching-touching. And he said maybe if we thought we'd ascertain just who was interested in who.

[fever_crusade]

Hang on, hang on. Sweetheart, what on earth are you talking about?

[imthehalibut]

When Lex came over and now I'm realizing I didn't tell you he had come over.

[fever_crusade]

Lex Luthor came to your apartment?!?

[imthehalibut]

In a matter of speaking.

[fever_crusade]

Clark Jerome Kent, now is not the time to play games with me. Did he or did he not come to your apartment?