Now firmly under the control of Mr. White, the Auditors were becoming a little... more coordinated. They had found some of their powers failing that morning, which was terrifying, but then Mr. White had given them that look and they had given in to their bodies' apprehensiveness and scurried off ( Read more... )

For as long as Zoe could remember, she'd always had to be the solid one in any given group. When Wash had died, she'd known instantly that she couldn't let her emotions show in front of anyone but the ghost in her quarters. It was Mal's job to fly off the handle, to swear and shoot people, and it was her job to be a rock, and to bring him back to ( Read more... )

Today required coffee, and a lot of it. How Audrey managed surviving on the stuff she had at home was beyond her, but today there was going to be a trip to the coffee place in town. So she got there, placed her order, the barista went in back to get something before she could make Audrey's drink ( Read more... )

There were more glittery moose decorations than you could shake a stick at (not that the Student Council recommended shaking a stick at a moose) and the slight breeze from the crisp fall day was making some of the decorative maple leaves rustle around the many booths that had been placed in the park ( Read more... )

Once the real Bowser was defeated and the princesses were saved, our intrepid heroes found themselves in the preserve where they had started this adventure. The castle they had just been in pulled up from the ground, taking the green pipes with it as it floated up into the sky ( Read more... )

In front of the castle in the preserve stood three green warp tunnels yadda yadda.

These are the misadventures of the poor fools who picked the second one.

( Arrival! )

"Thank you for coming here at such short notice," Cable began. He had called everyone here by ways of radio broadcast, and now he was standing upright and at the front. He looked about ready to kill something with his bare hands. "Let's keep this short. We've been in the middle of an invasion since this Friday. Now our children have been kidnapped ( Read more... )

So maybe America's Next Top Model had lost something over the years. That intangible quality that made it so much fun as it tumbled into a formulaic cesspool of Tyra Banks' ego ( Read more... )

Jaina liked that so far, nothing weird had happened today. No weird naked baby angels trying to shoot at her with anything, no rose petals, nothing. This meant that she was happy to get out of her apartment for a while and get coffee ( Read more... )

A sign was posted at the front door:
G.O.B. Bluth Presents:
The Tenth Anniversary Edition of
Three Minute Dates at Caritas
hosted by A Matchmaker Named G.O.B.

Just before 6:00, the lights went dark and a sole zombie walked out onto the stage and sat down at a piano. The zombie then started playing The Final Countdown, followed by the other zombies ( Read more... )