A sign was posted at the front door:
Caritas Presents:
3 MINUTE DATESWith less pomp and circumstance than usual, it was time to start the dates right at 8:00. Fandom alum Bruce Wayne strode out onto the stage with some notecards in one hand and a rather festive-looking drink in the other
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Admittedly, this hadn't been the set-up he'd expected... but it wouldn't keep him from ordering a beer or anything.
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She decided to stick around and amuse herself with the people dating, at least. And get her drinking on.
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[OOC: Sorry! There was a sign-up post in fhplotterywheel a couple weeks ago and a couple reminders during this week that sign-ups were closing on Wednesday. But have a conversation with Bruce as a consolation prize!]
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"Got your date, drinks are paid!
Wow 'em and you might get laid!"
He gave a little hop in place, and then, cackling a bit like a lunatic, he took off in a beeline for his first date.
No, really, who had let him onto the squad again?
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"Let's go daters, you can do it!
Make a match and maybe you'll do--"
Which was positively risque for her, but then she heard her name called. It didn't look like Olive was around to blame this time. What the crapping hell?
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"Admit it, that wasn't so bad!
Maybe this round will keep you glad!"
And then she heard her name right away so she stopped there.
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It was entirely possible that Sparkle had joined the cheer squad just to have an excuse to yell shit like this at large groups of people. He gave a grin and laughed as he darted off to his next date.
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Maybe this time, you'll get lucky!"
He could do this all day, folks.
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Scored another date?
You've survived through three rounds,
And you're doing great!"
It was a shame there wasn't enough room in here on a busy night for Sparkle to cartwheel. It really, sincerely was.
"Give a guy your number,
Give her an address!
Meet up with 'em later,
And have kinky-"
Oh, right. He had another date to get to. Sparkle blew a kiss to the crowd, and then skipped off for round four.
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