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bathrooms | all day | wednesday | november 4

Nov 04, 2009 08:33

Overnight, pieces of butcher block paper with Things Every Girl at Fandom Should Know and Things Every Guy at Fandom Should Know written across the top had appeared inside every boys and girls room on every single floor of the dorms. Who put them there? Well, that'd remain a mystery for now ( Read more... )

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2nd floor bathrooms decoder_rings November 4 2009, 13:45:17 UTC

Subthreads for your convenience!

girls bathroom decoder_rings November 4 2009, 13:47:06 UTC

For the girls!

boys bathroom decoder_rings November 4 2009, 13:47:19 UTC

For the boys!

Re: boys bathroom fratboybitch November 4 2009, 17:42:32 UTC

Hey, it wasn't like Alex had anything better to do. Why not add some thoughts?

Griff has big dumbo ears. If he sees you naked, those ears'll turn red.

And he added in smaller print:

There's a few girls that can attest to that.

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third floor bathrooms decoder_rings November 4 2009, 13:47:37 UTC

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girls bathroom decoder_rings November 4 2009, 13:47:48 UTC

For the girls!

Re: girls bathroom lovemykilt November 4 2009, 18:02:31 UTC

Priestly was appalled to see that the girls' bathroom didn't have any notes on it, yet. (Also that it was way cleaner than the boys' bathroom. He'd have to keep that in mind.) He set about fixing that.

Priestly is a sex god. You should ask him out.

Re: girls bathroom fratboybitch November 4 2009, 18:50:22 UTC

Following Priestly's lead, Alex sneaked into the girls room and gave their paper a gander. Then, he felt compelled to cross out what Priestly wrote and add:

Priestly is celibate. No girls should go near him!

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fourth floor bathrooms decoder_rings November 4 2009, 13:48:16 UTC

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girls bathroom decoder_rings November 4 2009, 13:48:29 UTC

For the girls!

Re: girls bathroom fratboybitch November 4 2009, 18:56:24 UTC

Well, a blank sheet just wouldn't do. And, considering the floor, Alex knew just what to write.

Rose Hathaway needs etiquette lessons.

He'd probably given himself away with that but he didn't care.

Re: girls bathroom guardianborn November 4 2009, 22:34:06 UTC

Oh hell no.

A moment later, the wall said something far more true.

Rose Hathaway needs etiquette lessons kicks ass.

More true though perhaps not pithy.

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fifth floor bathrooms decoder_rings November 4 2009, 13:48:54 UTC

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girls bathroom decoder_rings November 4 2009, 13:49:07 UTC

For the girls!

Re: girls bathroom armybrat_lois November 4 2009, 18:10:53 UTC

Clark Kent loves it when girls smack his ass when he walks by. You should try it out!

Re: girls bathroom thatsamilkshake November 4 2009, 19:53:05 UTC

...It was paper. So it didn't count as vandalism. Yes, Francine stopped to think about that before she wrote stuff down.

And then she stopped to think again, hard, before writing:

Don't accept spices from Chuck Bass.
Don't drink the punch at dances after eight.
Don't be afraid of Blind Seer. He won't bite you.
Don't call Katina Choovanski "Katchoo" without permission. She will bite you.
Don't say mean things about her. I will bite you.

[After 'her' there's 'or Merlin or Arthur' inserted in almost vertical print.]

If you find a gold earring with a star dangling from it, please return it to room 505.
The third stall is out of paper.

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ooc decoder_rings November 4 2009, 13:50:13 UTC

COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU MISSED THESE. Also, feel FREE to floor hop and write stuff EVERYWHERE. I just wasn't sure how many people would seek out the bathrooms on the first floor (as per the last posts) so I went with OCD since we all live and die by it!