bathrooms | all day | wednesday | november 4

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Overnight, pieces of butcher block paper with Things Every Girl at Fandom Should Know and Things Every Guy at Fandom Should Know written across the top had appeared inside every boys and girls room on every single floor of the dorms. Who put them there? Well, that'd remain a mystery for now

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fourth floor bathrooms

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Subthreads for your convenience!

girls bathroom

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For the girls!

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[fratboybitch]

Well, a blank sheet just wouldn't do. And, considering the floor, Alex knew just what to write.

Rose Hathaway needs etiquette lessons.

He'd probably given himself away with that but he didn't care.

Re: girls bathroom

[guardianborn]

Oh hell no.

A moment later, the wall said something far more true.

Rose Hathaway needs etiquette lessons kicks ass.

More true though perhaps not pithy.

Re: girls bathroom

[gotyourmateria]

Yuffie grinned when she saw the paper and started writing.

Zack Fair + Sugar + Shiny Ball = Best Show On Earth

Elena feels pretty in Hello Kitty thongs.

This school needs more Shirtless Guy rules.

Re: girls bathroom

[not_jaded_yet]

Jennifer added an important note under the Zack line.

But hands off. He's mine - The She-Hulk.

boys bathroom

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For the boys!

Re: boys bathroom

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During an early morning excursion to the bathroom, Hannibal decided to add a little something something to the paper.

Chuck Bass likes to cuddle.

Re: boys bathroom

[rocksthescarf]

Chuck may have been checking the other bathrooms to see if anybody wrote anything about him. What? It's not like he had class today.

And there was no doubt in his mind who wrote the cuddling thing about him.

Chuck Bass likes to cuddle.

Hannibal King screams out the names of the Jonas brothers during sex.

Re: boys bathroom

[lovemykilt]

Priestly wasn't purposefully checking bathrooms. He was just . . . getting exercise by walking up and down stairs.

Hannibal King screams out the names of Jonas brothers during sex., before cuddling with Chuck Bass.

Re: boys bathroom

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Well, it wasn't like Hannibal wouldn't check up on his handiwork so coming upon what he did, he made a face and added something.

John Sheppard wore Chuck Bass' scarf better.

Oh wait, he should deny that previous thing before he left. So, he drew an arrow towards the last thing Priestly had written and wrote. NO I DO NOT.

Re: boys bathroom

[rocksthescarf]

Really, Chuck was getting a lot of exercise today going up and down these stairs.

Hannibal King blows goats. I have proof.

And then he made sure to add a HE DOES TOO to the Jonas brothers comment.

Re: boys bathroom

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Hannibal was beginning to wonder if he'd just run into Chuck soon. After coming back up from the fourth floor and seeing some new ink, he frowned.

Hannibal King blows goats. I have proof got scratched out. If Chuck wanted to play dirty, Hannibal could do that.

No one can blow Chuck cuz his junk's too small and no one can find it.

Re: boys bathroom

[rocksthescarf]

Leave to go eat lunch and the next thing you know your junk is being lied about on the bathroom wall.

No one can blow Chuck cuz his junk's too small and no one can find it.

Hannibal King seems to have forgotten that he's blown Chuck Bass several times and loved it

Re: boys bathroom

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Well, now. It wasn't like Chuck's little tidbit wasn't true but Hannibal had to think of a way to get back on it. So, he left Chuck's writing unscratched (because it had been a good time) and got to writing.

And I didn't get an STD! Surprising since I know Chuck's pretty infested with them. Herpes, much?

Eh, it wasn't that good but it was the best he had.

Re: boys bathroom

[rocksthescarf]

I believe you're confusing me with Tim Riggins.

Well that's what he heard!