bathrooms | all day | wednesday | november 4

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Overnight, pieces of butcher block paper with Things Every Girl at Fandom Should Know and Things Every Guy at Fandom Should Know written across the top had appeared inside every boys and girls room on every single floor of the dorms. Who put them there? Well, that'd remain a mystery for now

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fifth floor bathrooms

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Subthreads for your convenience!

girls bathroom

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For the girls!

Re: girls bathroom

[armybrat_lois]

Clark Kent loves it when girls smack his ass when he walks by. You should try it out!

Re: girls bathroom

[thatsamilkshake]

...It was paper. So it didn't count as vandalism. Yes, Francine stopped to think about that before she wrote stuff down.

And then she stopped to think again, hard, before writing:

Don't accept spices from Chuck Bass.
Don't drink the punch at dances after eight.
Don't be afraid of Blind Seer. He won't bite you.
Don't call Katina Choovanski "Katchoo" without permission. She will bite you.
Don't say mean things about her. I will bite you.

[After 'her' there's 'or Merlin or Arthur' inserted in almost vertical print.]

If you find a gold earring with a star dangling from it, please return it to room 505.
The third stall is out of paper.

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[flowering_mind]

She never bit me! Geez, I feel left out, or something. NO FAIR.

Okay, Katina's reaction had been hilarious anyway when Ino'd called her by her nickname the once, but still.

Re: girls bathroom

[flowering_mind]

If someone tells you not to do something then that means you should totally do it.

Ino doodled a heart beside that.

More fun that way, and life is boring if you're safe.

Re: girls bathroom

[anarchist_queen]

Mad River Water kicks the ass of any booze out there!

boys bathroom

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For the boys!

Re: boys bathroom

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Hoofing it to the fifth floor, Hannibal found this bathroom unmarked so he decided to write something:

Arthur's sword is that big because he's overcompensating.

No, Hannibal didn't know this but like he cared. Payback for all that ego during the frat club.

Re: boys bathroom

[rocksthescarf]

Seriously. No exercise for the rest of the week after this.

I don't think he's going to appreciate the fact you shared that, Merlin. No matter how true it is.

Yes, he knew that was Hannibal's handwriting.

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Well, Hannibal had to keep up that charade. Of course, his grammar was far better than Merlin's.

I had to be honest! It's okay, I like things little like that.

Re: boys bathroom

[rocksthescarf]

Anything else you'd like to share about Arthur, Merlin? Do you have a cutesy nickname for him?

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[bitch_prince]

How Arthur came to be in the fifth floor bathroom was a long story we wouldn't go into right now.

He did, however, narrow his eyes at the paper before jotting down, neatly, Nice try. Merlin can't spell, but he feels it's flattering so many of you aspire to be him.

After a moment, he added, underneath, The school is fascinated by Arthur's sword. Too bad they can't have it and left it at that.

Well, almost. He also enjoys throwing knives.

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[lovemykilt]

Priestly couldn't leave that one be.

And when even your knives are compensation, you know there's a problem.

Re: boys bathroom

[bitch_prince]

Arthur contemplated that one.

Fandom has a problem appreciating true skill.

Re: boys bathroom

[lovemykilt]

Because clearly the problem is with the many, and not with the one.