After being
bit by gremlins and making an emergency stop at a janitor's closet that for some reason had matching costumes in their sizes, Jim, John, Gavin, and Karal made their way to the common room.
And then...
"Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop *weird finger-to-cheek popping noise*"
[OOC: They think they're a barbershop quartet
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"Like you're under sedation."
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"Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again."
And then, to indicate that he had changed characters, Jim started doing something that could in theory be recognized as really bad tapdancing as he sang.
"Well I was walking down the street just having a think
When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again."
The tapdancing stopped and Jim started flailing about again.
"Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again."
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"It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips."
Of course he was doing the actions!
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"You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again!"
And the boys melded into one line, stuck their hands in the air and waved them to and fro, jazz handsing the world.
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"If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl, "
Jim stepped back into line, looking like he did, in fact, have too many places he had got to see.
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"Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
And when Gavin stepped back into the line, he started up an arm sway with the other guys.
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"Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same."
He backed into the line with jazz hands in full glory.
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"Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change."
He nearly had to wipe a tear from his eye as he stepped back.
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He thumped the hat to his chest twice as one of the backups sang the bump bumps.
"Where it began, I can't begin to know when
But then I know it's growing strong,
Oh, wasn't the spring,
And spring became the summer,
Who'd have believed you'd come along?"
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"Hands,
Touching hands,
Reaching out
Touching me,
Touching yooooooou
Oh, sweet Caroline"
The others chimed in with a horribly uncoordinated "Bah bah BAH"
"Good times never seem so good
I've been inclined to believe it never would"
Jim returned to the line, truly believing it never would.
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"And now I, I look at the night, whooo
And it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two, oh
And when I hurt
Hurting runs off my shoulder
How can I hurt when holding you."
The you got drawn out and he got awkwardly to his feet to drop back into line.
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And then, right before he started singing, he ripped it off and waved it in a very jaunty fashion.
"Oh, one, touching one, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Oh, sweet Caroline
Good times never seem so good
Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would!"
And then he slipped back into the line.
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"Sweet Car-o-liiiiiiiiiine"
And bowed.
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"Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind."
He placed his hat over his heart and bent down on one knee, looking up at Jim.
"So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the strength.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain!"
He stood and sashayed gracelessly back into the line.
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"Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings."
Jim flapped his arms. Because of wings. He stepped back and looked somberly into the other part of John's soul, in his knees.
It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.
Jim stepped back to the line as Gavin and Karal hummed.
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