If I don't start off on the right foot, I'll probably never get started at all

[fakingsincerity]

I'm bad at road trips, I think. I learn a new lesson every time- don't go 100 around steep turns expect the policeman to believe you when you say your tire blew out and that the passenger was really the driver, don't flash cash at the AAA guy who really wants a new toolbox, don't EVER go through Lake George Village for any reason whatsoever from

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lostmebonebelt

[lostmecookie]

Actually, it was a deer bone and deer hide leather... *crying and whimpering* Aww, now see what you've gone and done?

I will find the slithery viper that stole/recovered you, Bone Belt.

GOD SHUT UP IT WASN'T ME I DON'T HAVE IT

[fakingsincerity]

pfft, deer, who cares? you need to work on walking the line between "fact" and "makes a good story" a little better