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*eating some beef jerky, wearing a tiara and dress, carrying a diamond rod* Bard... just what the hell is this? *Has his gift in a bag*

And, uh, wow, Red Mage, is this thing real? *waves it around a bit*

I've started remembering some of my crazy friends from back home, and... I can't believe I'm going to say this, but this place is starting to seem

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[scoop_tengu]

[Had Aya been right next to her from the start, or did she just show up? The world may never know.]

*click*

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!! *turns around, sees what's going on...*

... what is that?

[scoop_tengu]

It's a camera.

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Okay, well, uh... I gotta admit, someone around here has finally shown me something new. What is that?

[king_of_thunder]

Apparently, each and every world has people who would try to force their "justice" upon others.

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Somehow I imagine yours didn't show up out of nowhere standing on a tree, giving a naive rant, then flipping down to enact justice, but instead falling flat on her face before picking herself up and dusting herself off...

[king_of_thunder]

No. She had been locked in an iron maiden, came out, said some bullshit about "world peace", and murdered three people using different torture instruments.

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You know that moonspeak you jabber in sometime? It sounds kind of familiar. Like, I think some people really far to the east of my country speak it or something.

And that story is pretty crazy sounding.

... we aren't from the same world, right? What's your world's pantheon?

[unnatural_20s]

Of course it is! I couldn't find a place that carried fake ones.

If you're going to be an NPC, you should at least be sufficiently armed. The last thing I need is some overrated villain wannabe with an Oedipal complex stabbing you from behind. Someone has to think about these things!

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Okay, I've been trying to figure this out for a while now, but it makes about as much sense as square shaped wheels attached to a big ass tree about 200 feet off the ground.

What is an NPC?

[unnatural_20s]

Well, technically you're not really an NPC, I mean, since we're all PCs in an AU RPG called ME. Only the PCs RP, so only we get XP, IIRC. The GMs hate OOC, but it's IC for me to know I'm a PC, see?

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I've heard meetings at mage guilds with less acronyms...

[herestothebard]

It's useful. You can at least create the illusion that you're properly endowed, and it'll make them squishier too.

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What!? I-I'm FINE the WAY I AM.

[herestothebard]

Well, allow me to demonstrate. Right now, for example, you barely even fill my palm.

*squish*

...huh.

*squishsquish*

You know, I would say this is about the firmest I've ever felt.

*squishsquishsquish*

Huh. Maybe that's why they're so small.

*squishsquishsquishsquish*

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G-G-GET OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!

*picks the Bard up by his hand and begins spinning, swinging him around to build momentum until the two of them are a small tornado*

[pk_tomboy]

You seem kinda...

Hmm, what's the word? *Taps foot*

Upset. Yeah, that's what I'd say.

You seem kinda upset considering you're talkin' about gifts you got. Gifts and memories.

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Oh it's just ONE gift I'm upset with. I mean, like, this isn't what I got but for example, imagine if someone bought somebody extra strength soap or something for a gift. Kind of insulting, right?

As for memories, every time I remember something this place feels downright normal.

[pk_tomboy]

Well. If I smelled really bad, then I'd need it. Ya can't get angry over something you need.

I'd like to think I don't smell bad, though.

...What'd you get that was so bad, anyways?

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*flails* None of your business!! *in her flailing, the very well padded bra falls out of her bag...*