I wrote this as sort of an exorcism. It has to do with the GoF movie. It doesn't really contain any spoilers, but it does help if you've seen the movie.

Lord Voldemort Can’t Concentrate

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Happy Halloween, everyone!

The Death Eaters Dig Costume Parties

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Back from parts unknown. Got sick. Got better. Got depressed from watching television news while sick. Still don't know where my head is at. Wrote about Voldemort, Snape and Lucius.

Lord Voldemort Does NOT Pay Retail

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This is a post-HBP fic, but it doesn't contain what I would consider massive spoilers. It does involve a specific plot point, but one that is mentioned in nearly every public review of the book. So, go forward at your own risk ( Read more... )

WARNING: If you're looking to avoid any and all speculation as to what happens in the upcoming Harry Potter book, read no further. There are no spoilers, as I myself know next to nothing about the book.

Severus Snape Is Fashionable

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Well, those who answered the survey asked for more vignette fanfiction, so here's a new "Once Upon a Freakin' Time." I've decided that I should start putting the title of the chapter before the lj-cut, so that people might actually have some idea what it's about. I can't believe it took me this long to figure that out. Anyway...

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Well, I haven't done any fanfiction recently, and I had a little bit of time, so I wrote this. It isn't funny in the way my stories usually are (what with Risk and cannonballs and black licorice), but I hope it still amuses you.

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Still no closer on the Sky Captain Breadbox, but I do have a brand spankin' new Once Upon a Freakin' Time! And it features Lucius! I realized the other day that all of these stories were either "Lord Voldemort did this," "The Death Eaters did that," or "Severus Snape snarks inappropriately". There were absolutely no "Lucius Malfoy does something ( Read more... )

Geez, I haven't put one of these up for a long time. Anyway, I'm keeping this section short because I'm way to tired to do anything but rant.

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