Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time

[evadne_noel]

Still no closer on the Sky Captain Breadbox, but I do have a brand spankin' new Once Upon a Freakin' Time! And it features Lucius! I realized the other day that all of these stories were either "Lord Voldemort did this," "The Death Eaters did that," or "Severus Snape snarks inappropriately". There were absolutely no "Lucius Malfoy does something

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[roguebelle]

My roommate and I just want you to know how terribly much you amuse us. :) Except that when I try to read outloud to her, I'm usually giggling to hard to be coherent.

[evadne_noel]

Well, I'm glad I amuse you! That's why I exist!

[piyo_halliwell]

oh, that was funny

[evadne_noel]

Thank you!

[proudlijaholic]

Oh dear God. Hilarious. Absolutly freaking hysterical. *grins at mental picture of someone being transfigured into a badger* *cackles madly* Wonderful! By God, Evadne, you've done it again!

LUCIUS!

[evadne_noel]

Ah, I must be honest. The badger thing originally came from Sarah Noble, aka sad_alice. But, yeah, badgers are funny on principle.

[proudlijaholic]

Badgers are funny. Just the word 'badger' is a funny word. I don't know why they're so funny, but they are. What's up with that?

[evadne_noel]

Well, as anyone who's ever read a "Redwall" book (and really, you only need to read one) can tell you, badgers themselves really aren't that funny. They're kinda scary in person.

But, yeah, the word is hilarious. I wonder who looked at the ornery, giant rodent (what are they, really?) and thought, "You know what a good name for that big, mean animal digging in my garden would be? Badger."

Hey, do you or anyone else remember the name of that book about the boy who learns valuable life lessons from a female badger? Does anyone even know what I'm talking about?

[royalsongstress]

Yay! Go Lucius. I'm happy he finally gets his very own chapter. One thing I have to point out, though, for my friend Zoë would kill me if I didn't. In England, you have a garden. Not a yard. A front garden and a back garden. And flowerbeds. And yoghurt prounounced like yah-gert.

But still, you amuse me to no end. Hehehe.

[evadne_noel]

Heh, well, I don't want you killed by your friend. But I have to tell you, Voldemort, world traveller that he is, wanted a rock garden and gazebo instead of a traditional English garden. And Lucius just demanded they put in a swing set. So there was no choice but to build a backyard.

Don't worry. Voldemort still gets hedgerow rage, like everyone else.

[evadne_noel]

Lucius makes everything better because he is desperately stupid. There can never be too much Lucius, I say!

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[anonymous]

Wow, it's another great Snape icon. And he does the time warp! Brilliant!