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The Owl & The Prostitute....aka Pussycat
Hello everyone...(read everyone as 'the two or three people who read this')....but, yes! Hello, everyone! There will be a production going up at the musty dusty rusty crusty Buckham Alley theatre!!! Come one, come all! There will be cookies! Damn it! Did you hear what I said? COOKIES!!!! And, yes - a production as well. It will be entitled "The Owl ( Read more... ) -
Degradation
JERRY: (referring to movie from 1970) Wow! This movie was playing in theatres three years before I was born!
HOLLY: Wow...you can't say that about too many things...
(pause)
HOLLY: ....Except Elton John.
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Conversations with Holly
Holly opens up a Cadbury Creme Egg and rips into it. Jerry looks on, horrified.
JERRY: Oh, God! That's fuckin' nasty - all that gooey shit stringing all out of it and shit....
HOLLY: (pushing the creme back into the egg) Whatever, dude - you eat splooge.
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Matthew....my baby bunny bear
My baby has been getting into my heart a bit more every day. He amazes me at times with his ability to empathize and understand me...and he doesn't ever make me feel like I'm bad for being insecure. He reassures me and lets me be afraid and then comforts me and holds me and makes me feel good again. And this goes for any little thing that might be ( Read more... ) -
amnesia
Yesterday was our three month anniversary....he's been busy at conference...but, I was hoping to get a cute text message. I think he forgot. Not that it's a big thing to remember every month...but, it's one of those things I do...I kinda make a small deal out of each month until the number 6. Once you've made 6 months you start counting the years ( Read more... ) -
My baby is gone for the week
This morning I kissed my adorable Matthew goodbye. He will be gone until saturday to lansing for conference. I'm proud of his involvement in encouraging young people to be involved in politics and the government...but, I'm going to miss him something terrible! Even though it will only be for a few days - it's going to seem like forever! We spent ( Read more... ) -
Matthew makes me happy
Just wanted to state the obvious. My guy's pretty great, folks! He's actually amazing....sensitive to others, extremely caring, funny, intelligent and just plain sexy to boot! Not that you all needed to read it again...but: I'm completely in love with this boy!
I love you Matthew!
Jerry ;)
