The Owl & The Prostitute....aka Pussycat

[ethanembry78]

Hello everyone...(read everyone as 'the two or three people who read this')....but, yes! Hello, everyone! There will be a production going up at the musty dusty rusty crusty Buckham Alley theatre!!! Come one, come all! There will be cookies! Damn it! Did you hear what I said? COOKIES!!!! And, yes - a production as well. It will be entitled "The Owl & The Pussycat" because that is what the playwright decided to call it. It will star myself (why else you think I be up on here selling this bitch out with some promotions? Hmmmmm.......note: read that last sentence in your best 'ghetto-assed' accent you can possibly muster. Thanks - management.) Anyhow, you must all come and witness the incredible mirth that is "The Owl & The Pussycat" ....all up in Flint, my bitches!!!! My girl Holly is doing sound, My man big Jon Woooood is doing lights....and best of all - my baby bear, Matthew is stage managing. If you see him, refer to him as 'Tim' please and thank you. That is all.

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PS.... attending the show will save starving kittens in the Ukraine.

PSS.... not really...but, fucking come on!!! I'd go see yours!!!...I mean...if there were cookies.

yay.

cookies.