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He's Absolutely Committed to You!
Your guy is committed to you, as if you were already married
And hopefully, you show the same commitment to him
While you may have had your ups and downs, you've smoothed things out
If the two of you aren't serious, you will be soon
So start secretly planning your wedding (you know you can't hold out too much longer without CAKE!!!)
It may happen sooner than you think! Then there will be hot, passionate monkey sex...we're talking fast funky dirty butt-sex on all the furniture in the house!!! Buy a few tubs of lubricant and let the cat out of the room. You don't want to accidentally kill it while you're tripping the light fantastic. Make sure to bring protective head gear. Your man will make you scream like a banshee!!! You will return the favor and then as he slaps your ass fervently...you will whisper "Do it again..." He will say "I Wubba Doooo!!!!" and you will collapse into a sticky, orgasmic heap and watch Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. I love you, Matthew!!! ;)
Will He Commit?
Your guy is committed to you, as if you were already married
And hopefully, you show the same commitment to him
While you may have had your ups and downs, you've smoothed things out
If the two of you aren't serious, you will be soon
So start secretly planning your wedding (you know you can't hold out too much longer without CAKE!!!)
It may happen sooner than you think! Then there will be hot, passionate monkey sex...we're talking fast funky dirty butt-sex on all the furniture in the house!!! Buy a few tubs of lubricant and let the cat out of the room. You don't want to accidentally kill it while you're tripping the light fantastic. Make sure to bring protective head gear. Your man will make you scream like a banshee!!! You will return the favor and then as he slaps your ass fervently...you will whisper "Do it again..." He will say "I Wubba Doooo!!!!" and you will collapse into a sticky, orgasmic heap and watch Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. I love you, Matthew!!! ;)
Will He Commit?