Polychromatic:

This LJ is being recycled~! Please remove it from your FList if it's still there.

All logs and posts will remain as a courtesy to those I've played with.

Here's one last shirtless Gateau for you.

HELLO, VISITORS. Welcome to the City! Before you begin, let me lay out a few simple rules.

One: Do not touch, poke, harass, pester, prod, speak to, look at, lick, or smell Marron.

Two: Do not break anything while you are here.

Three: ENJOY THIS VIDEO OF MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!

[Cue shirtless flexing. Fourth wall away.]

[Dear City. The following is brought to you with limited commercial interruption a lot of man flexing and ass wiggling. Unfortunately? Gateau has no qualms about dancing in front of his network device. In a speedo.]

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love ( Read more... )

Allow me to clarify something:

Marron is mine.

I do not share Marron.

The next person who attempts to abduct, kidnap, steal, pilfer, thieve, or otherwise run off with my Marron will find themselves deeply regretting the decision. If you must steal something from us, steal books. We have plenty. But do not steal Marron.

Mat, Shuu. I will, unfortunately be unable to join you for class this morning. Alcohol has a very adverse affect on Marron.

It is pointless to seek to "punish" anyone for their actions. Even in early childhood, the idea of punishment ceases to inspire fear. Rational adults will make decisions according to their own motives and desires, knowing full well that consequences may ensue. The threat of punishment -- or the actual action -- will not dissuade them from making ( Read more... )

There's a mountain. When did that appear?

Private to Marron

Would you like to go exploring tomorrow, my love? I know you wish to examine the new land.

[OOC: He knows exactly when the mountain arrived. He's just being a brat. He likes playing "stupid strong-man".]

I do not ever need to be cursed to say what makes me happiest. It is Marron. He is the most beautiful person, inside and out.

Marron is mine. I assume everyone here knows that, without my having to mar his beautiful body with "sharpie marker".

Incidentally, there is nothing sharp about these things. Why on earth are they called that?

Mat? Where are you?

Shoe problems? This is why I scorn shoes! And clothing in general!

CITIZENS OF THE CITY! GAZE UPON MY BEAUTIFUL BODY AND FORGET YOUR WORRIES!

[Private to Umi]

Miss Umi. May I have a word with you?

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[Private to Marron]

Where are you?