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HELLO, VISITORS. Welcome to the City! Before you begin, let me lay out a few simple rules.
One: Do not touch, poke, harass, pester, prod, speak to, look at, lick, or smell Marron.
Two: Do not break anything while you are here.
Three: ENJOY THIS VIDEO OF MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!
[Cue shirtless flexing. Fourth wall away.]
One: Do not touch, poke, harass, pester, prod, speak to, look at, lick, or smell Marron.
Two: Do not break anything while you are here.
Three: ENJOY THIS VIDEO OF MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!
[Cue shirtless flexing. Fourth wall away.]