"never bet against the back-slide." - seinfeld ( Read more... )

we had break-up sex wednesday afternoon. i don't recommend it but it might still be better than no sex. and then i sent him one of those long 'this is why i feel this way' messages that people hate me for. he got off really easy though. three paragraphs. no hate. and all i'm really left with is a picture of his cock he sent me on my cell phone ( Read more... )

Two of the last things you ever say to someone should not be "I would never blow you off," and "You can always call me - you leave a legacy of lies. Let's not forget the lines. They're not necessarily untrue but nonetheless meaningless because they're so expendible - these are all the things you say to someone inbetween asking them out and showing ( Read more... )

why doesn't anyone post anymore? i do feel kind of alone in the world, even surrounded by real people that are always happy when i waltz onto the scene. i don't want much scene (scene being anything un-couch here/now). i would like to at some point trip on the word "care." caring, careful, caretaker, care bear. should i care?

omg mountain goats concert honoring the daily show nov. 13, check it.

we haven't spoken in a week, we haven't seen each other in 2 weeks, and as of the middle of tomorrow night it will be 3 weeks since we've (i've) had sex. but the necklace he made me wear in bed just got me a free cup of coffee from the guy at the gas station and it makes other bartenders serve me fast and with a smile. there are plenty of men who ( Read more... )

i got withdrawal from all the "sweetie's" and "baby's" and "doll's" and at work i was more depressed than i've been since college. so i caved and i called but i had to do it with the class of a nice girl and so i said, "can we start over? ...or not?" and he agreed but pointed out that he's still a lot older. i don't think that's our problem. but i ( Read more... )

i am so absolutely fucking smoking, he cannot possibly be too tired. if he doesn't make chad sleep downstairs tonight, i may have to do something crazy, like walk around naked in "the frat house" until he kicks everybody the fuck out. obviously he'll be too tired, he works 20 hours a day. but i'll settle for whatever he can spare. we are supposed ( Read more... )

i haven't gotten to see my boyfriend since i fell asleep during sunday night football and now i'm getting pissed and maybe he's not even my boyfriend? i hate having to get to work by 6 am and i tried to quit but i chickened out and i really wish we could just be married and i could do the mommy thing instead. tonight i want to get stoned and make ( Read more... )

labor day 2006, 9:15 am -
to denise: do you remember when i had just met you and you were like, "tell me, do i smell like booze?"
denise (laughing): oh yeah.
me: ...(pausing for the you-know-it's-coming effect) do i smell like booze?
denise: (laughs) (<-- word that looks funny even when unstoned ( Read more... )