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labor day 2006, 9:15 am -
to denise: do you remember when i had just met you and you were like, "tell me, do i smell like booze?"
denise (laughing): oh yeah.
me: ...(pausing for the you-know-it's-coming effect) do i smell like booze?
denise: (laughs) (<-- word that looks funny even when unstoned)
me: i closed up murray's at 6 this morning.
3.5 hours earlier:
to fred: shot of tequila.
fred: you want tequila baby? you've gotta be at work in three hours!
me: so? i want to be really drunk when i get there.
fred: we're gonna drink this tequila, go smoke a cigarette, i'll clean up the bar, and then i'm gonna take you home and put on the most sleep-inducing movie i can find.
me: what, apollo 13?
to denise: do you remember when i had just met you and you were like, "tell me, do i smell like booze?"
denise (laughing): oh yeah.
me: ...(pausing for the you-know-it's-coming effect) do i smell like booze?
denise: (laughs) (<-- word that looks funny even when unstoned)
me: i closed up murray's at 6 this morning.
3.5 hours earlier:
to fred: shot of tequila.
fred: you want tequila baby? you've gotta be at work in three hours!
me: so? i want to be really drunk when i get there.
fred: we're gonna drink this tequila, go smoke a cigarette, i'll clean up the bar, and then i'm gonna take you home and put on the most sleep-inducing movie i can find.
me: what, apollo 13?