No kidding, and right here it is: Fans outraged by plans for a sequel to 'It's A Wonderful Life'.

But not to worry! The people behind it have assured us that they will treat this work with all the respect modern Hollywood always shows the classics. Which means there ought to be just either a shoot-out or sex scene in it, and not one of each ( Read more... )

It's a shark. That's a ghost. And can eat you if you're near any amount of water.

Methinks further commentary would be meaningless without the trailer.

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Does it get any dumber than this?

Ah, the Asylum and the SyFy Channel. They're still redefining cinematic stupidity with every film they make ( Read more... )

Surely I'm not the only person here who ever saw the movie or read the book, right? Peter Benchley's forgotten classic -- The Island?

Here's the trailer:

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Basic plot for those interested: wussy reporter takes his smart-aleck kid along to investigate the Bermuda Triangle disappearances, only to discover that the real problem in the Triangle isn't ( Read more... )

No, seriously. Someone's shooting the famous tale of the 47 Ronin, and they're making a character played by Keanu Reeves the star. And more apparently it's going to be a 'fantasy adventure film'. Because the actual historical event didn't have enough drama or conflict in it to hold people's attention.

Here's some proof:

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And:

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I actually heard ( Read more... )

No, seriously, it is. Just read that description if you want to know more.

And if not, then a quick description of the highs, er, lows in this movie:( Read more... )

And at the price listed, to hell it can go!

No, seriously, the infamously awful movie about the undead man-eating radioactive tree monster on a South Seas island is on DVD, and look at the price it's going for!Seriously, $27 bucks? That's probably more than it cost to make this ghastly film ( Read more... )

Man, the stuff they used to show kids at the holidays back in the 80's...

Remember this one? Pac-Man meets Santa Claus! It's a brief discussion covering a little-known holiday "treasure", the Pac-Man Christmas Special ( Read more... )

Annnnd it may not be for the best. Just look at this trailer.

http://youtu.be/MFeYUNHtUG0

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Really, castration jokes? I am not filled with great hopes for this movie ( Read more... )

From the people who brought us Sharktopus and Mega-Shark versus Giant Octopus...

I give you: Ice Age 2012!

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Gosh, who ever knew that erupting volcanoes could unleash a glacier so big it could destroy all human civilization (or at least southern California ( Read more... )