[IC: FS1, Northern Forest]

[enigmidnatic]

[The woods are pleasant and sprawling, if you ignore the standard camp inhabitants (zombies, toucans, etc.). The sun filters between rustling leaves, and a path winds between the tall trees and forks up ahead. A sign points towards the right fork and says only "MEADOW". The left fork has no sign, and looks far less travelled, and far darker

Comments

[thegooddouche]

. . .

[let's go with right, for $100, Bob.]

[enigmidnatic]

[checking out the lack of bridge]

...Hmph. You'd think by now, they'd have learned to be a little more original.

[thegooddouche]

[j-jumps just a little]

Midna! . . .they? Someone's responsible for the missing bridge?

[enigmidnatic]

Of course. Same pests from before, no doubt.
Well, we'll just have to find it.

[thegooddouche]

You say that as if it's a simple task. They probably burned it down or something. It isn't possible to take an entire bridge, after all.

[enigmidnatic]

Well, actually, you're one lucky 'hero'...
With little Midna here, it WILL be a simple task!
When we find it, I'll just use my power to return it where it belongs.

[thegooddouche]

. . .You're pretty confident. Any idea where it could be--assuming it's in one piece, which is doubtful.

[enigmidnatic]

Eee hee, who knows!
Why not ask those Cuccos you communed with back there? You seemed to get along so well~
Whatever you do, Mr. Hero, hurry it up!

[enigmidnatic]

[ttly not helpful sry but your shadow is so cozy 8D]

[thegooddouche]

Cuckoos. . .the chickens? It's not like they can talk--hey!

[fffff 8| fine I guess I'm going back to that little house]

[enigmidnatic]

[...Back we go then!

Oh, hey, it looks like the owner's come out now. You must've just missed them last time. Approach?]

[thegooddouche]

[person :O Let's approaching!]

--ah! Hello there!

[enigmidnatic]

[thegooddouche]

[DEIMOS!!!1 Sword out]

--you there! What have you done to the person living here?!

[enigmidnatic]

[It looks really distressed, what kind of jerk threatens a distressed little cute critter, huh? HUH?]

"This is MY ranch! Oooooh..."

[thegooddouche]

[IT ISN'T CUTE, IT'S CREEPY]

Yours? I find that hard to believe.