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enigmidnatic

[IC: FS1, Northern Forest]

May 01, 2009 16:20

[The woods are pleasant and sprawling, if you ignore the standard camp inhabitants (zombies, toucans, etc.). The sun filters between rustling leaves, and a path winds between the tall trees and forks up ahead. A sign points towards the right fork and says only "MEADOW". The left fork has no sign, and looks far less travelled, and far darker ( Read more... )

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enigmidnatic June 5 2009, 12:18:32 UTC

[Sup dood.]

thegooddouche June 7 2009, 00:36:54 UTC

[DEIMOS!!!1 Sword out]

--you there! What have you done to the person living here?!

enigmidnatic June 7 2009, 01:23:39 UTC

[It looks really distressed, what kind of jerk threatens a distressed little cute critter, huh? HUH?]

"This is MY ranch! Oooooh..."

thegooddouche June 7 2009, 01:36:38 UTC

[IT ISN'T CUTE, IT'S CREEPY]

Yours? I find that hard to believe.

enigmidnatic June 7 2009, 01:41:05 UTC

[...WELL OKAY, I GUESS IT'S A BIT CREEPY.]

"Oooooh! And all the Cuccos have escaped! Off on their own, unprotected, they'll surely be eaten alive by some horrible monster.

...Hey, you! Can you save my Cuccos? Bring them back into their coop before something happens? Please?"

1/2 thegooddouche June 7 2009, 01:51:42 UTC

Don't try to change the subject, Dei-- [wait. wait. wait. did it just say 'please']

.............

thegooddouche June 7 2009, 01:52:31 UTC

. . .are you that worried about them? Are you sure you don't intend to eat them?

enigmidnatic June 7 2009, 01:55:04 UTC

"What? Are you saying you won't help?

Off on their own, unprotected, they'll surely be eaten alive by some horrible monster.

...I'm begging you, can you save my Cuccos? Bring them back into their coop before something happens? Please?"

[OHSHI-- IT'S A BUT THOU MUST DIALOGUE LOOP, GET IN THE CAR]

thegooddouche June 7 2009, 02:05:29 UTC

[It's like someone's repeatedly pressing the X button on an NPC 8(((]

.............

[No chance, you Deimos Bastard.]
[I'd be happy to help, my friend!]
[>Yes. I will retrieve your birds in a timely but begrudging fashion.]

enigmidnatic June 7 2009, 02:15:25 UTC

"Oh! Thank you, thank you! There's six of them... please bring them into their coop!"

[If you look around, you'll see:

1 - ...right next to you.
2 - Over by the house.
3 - Up a tree! What an adventurous bird.
4 - Is that squawking coming from that crate over there?
5 - There's one on the roof. How are you supposed to get up there?
6 - ???

Which are you going to get first?]

thegooddouche June 7 2009, 02:20:13 UTC

[. . .brings back the one right next to him. ONE DOWN \O/??]

enigmidnatic June 7 2009, 02:22:30 UTC

[It flaps and flails when you carry it, but it's in the coop! One down, five to go.

What next?

1 - Over by the house.
2 - Up a tree! What an adventurous bird.
3 - Is that squawking coming from that crate over there?
4 - There's one on the roof. How are you supposed to get up there?
5 - ???]

thegooddouche June 7 2009, 02:24:48 UTC

[to the crate! so as to leave the last couple obvious ones for last, after being infuriated with trying to find the slightly hidden ones.]

Alright, clucko, here we go!

enigmidnatic June 7 2009, 02:25:45 UTC

[It's a squawking crate! What do you do? What do you do?]

thegooddouche June 7 2009, 02:28:36 UTC

[tries to pull it??]

enigmidnatic June 7 2009, 02:29:41 UTC

[You pull the crate. It's still squawking. Something's trapped inside and really wants to get out :( ]

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