[IC: FS1, Northern Forest]

[enigmidnatic]

[The woods are pleasant and sprawling, if you ignore the standard camp inhabitants (zombies, toucans, etc.). The sun filters between rustling leaves, and a path winds between the tall trees and forks up ahead. A sign points towards the right fork and says only "MEADOW". The left fork has no sign, and looks far less travelled, and far darker

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[thegooddouche]

. . .

[let's go with right, for $100, Bob.]

[enigmidnatic]

[...WELL OKAY, I GUESS IT'S A BIT CREEPY.]

"Oooooh! And all the Cuccos have escaped! Off on their own, unprotected, they'll surely be eaten alive by some horrible monster.

...Hey, you! Can you save my Cuccos? Bring them back into their coop before something happens? Please?"

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[thegooddouche]

Don't try to change the subject, Dei-- [wait. wait. wait. did it just say 'please']

.............

[thegooddouche]

. . .are you that worried about them? Are you sure you don't intend to eat them?

[enigmidnatic]

"What? Are you saying you won't help?

Off on their own, unprotected, they'll surely be eaten alive by some horrible monster.

...I'm begging you, can you save my Cuccos? Bring them back into their coop before something happens? Please?"

[OHSHI-- IT'S A BUT THOU MUST DIALOGUE LOOP, GET IN THE CAR]

[thegooddouche]

[It's like someone's repeatedly pressing the X button on an NPC 8(((]

.............

[No chance, you Deimos Bastard.]
[I'd be happy to help, my friend!]
[>Yes. I will retrieve your birds in a timely but begrudging fashion.]

[enigmidnatic]

"Oh! Thank you, thank you! There's six of them... please bring them into their coop!"

[If you look around, you'll see:

1 - ...right next to you.
2 - Over by the house.
3 - Up a tree! What an adventurous bird.
4 - Is that squawking coming from that crate over there?
5 - There's one on the roof. How are you supposed to get up there?
6 - ???

Which are you going to get first?]

[thegooddouche]

[. . .brings back the one right next to him. ONE DOWN \O/??]

[enigmidnatic]

[It flaps and flails when you carry it, but it's in the coop! One down, five to go.

What next?

1 - Over by the house.
2 - Up a tree! What an adventurous bird.
3 - Is that squawking coming from that crate over there?
4 - There's one on the roof. How are you supposed to get up there?
5 - ???]

[thegooddouche]

[to the crate! so as to leave the last couple obvious ones for last, after being infuriated with trying to find the slightly hidden ones.]

Alright, clucko, here we go!

[enigmidnatic]

[It's a squawking crate! What do you do? What do you do?]

[thegooddouche]

[tries to pull it??]

[enigmidnatic]

[You pull the crate. It's still squawking. Something's trapped inside and really wants to get out :( ]

[thegooddouche]

Where's the lid. . .?

[BANGS ON THE CRATE WITH SWORD]

[enigmidnatic]

[There's a wooden crunch and the crate collapses, revealing a Cucco!]

"Hey! You'd better pay me back for that!"

[thegooddouche]

. . .Anyway!

[BRINGS BACK +1 ONE MORE CUCCOO IN A COOP]