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Jun 19, 2007 20:17

After living in the heart of New York City for a mere two days, I have discovered an interesting fact. There is such a thing as "rich hobos ( Read more... )

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borntokickass June 20 2007, 01:40:32 UTC

You should have projectile vomited at his car.

emoing June 20 2007, 01:50:15 UTC

He would have, to quote his insipid rap music, "wetted my chest."

I try to avoid confrontation as much as possible.

borntokickass June 20 2007, 01:51:19 UTC

You mean he would have shot you. Can't you deflect that.

emoing June 20 2007, 01:54:05 UTC

I'm not exactly invincible? If anything I could dodge it with no problem.

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orochimaru_ftw June 20 2007, 01:45:01 UTC

I would've slashed his tires.

emoing June 20 2007, 01:51:03 UTC

And then rip his dreadlocks right out of his head.

orochimaru_ftw June 20 2007, 03:38:06 UTC

Oooooo yes. Ah, sweet vengence.

emoing June 20 2007, 03:50:06 UTC

I'll make a nice hat out of them just for you.

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pyro_zuko June 20 2007, 01:59:42 UTC

((ooc: I know he's in no position to be checking this but....I CAN'T RESIST. XD))

Didn't I tell you to rob a hobo? I SO TOLD YOU. Hah. They're tricky bastards.

emoing June 20 2007, 02:05:06 UTC

((OOC: AHAHAHfjh. And true stories damnit. ;___; I gave him my very last piece of change! *angsts quietly*))

No kidding. Now I'm tempted to club and pocket these bastards instead of ignoring them on the streets.

pyro_zuko June 20 2007, 02:24:41 UTC

((ooc: From living in NYC for so many years I've stopped caring. The only time I give them something is if I see a mother with a baby and it's obvious they're doing terribly.))

See, if it's an obviously starving person, where you can see their bones and shit, of course I'll give them something. But when they're just dirty...Hell, I could go roll around in the dirt and I'd look like a hobo.

emoing June 20 2007, 02:28:34 UTC

((OOC: Saem. Oh god, the saem. I mean, these days? I give a donation to an actual establishment. Not to panhandlers, or anyone. At least you know its actually GOING to where it needs to go, you know?))

I think I'm at fault there. He reeked of aftershave and I was just looking at his filthy appearance.

No matter. I have a new mission to track this bastard down and rob him.

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imakefilms June 20 2007, 02:24:48 UTC

((OOC: Are you living with me? If so, we should really chat soon))

emoing June 20 2007, 02:31:54 UTC

((OOC: YES I AM. X) But if you hopefully have MSN, we can actually do it. D| AIM hates me, by the way.))

demonicraccoon June 20 2007, 02:54:15 UTC

You should have gone after him.

emoing June 20 2007, 03:01:50 UTC

He would have shot me, and I can't die just yet.

Although I will perch myself at the same location and ambush him. Robbing him and beating him till he can't breathe are the things I planned out on that.

demonicraccoon June 20 2007, 03:07:25 UTC

Block the bullet.

emoing June 20 2007, 03:11:11 UTC

I'm not exactly Superman.

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