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[emoing]

After living in the heart of New York City for a mere two days, I have discovered an interesting fact. There is such a thing as "rich hobos

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[borntokickass]

You should have projectile vomited at his car.

[emoing]

He would have, to quote his insipid rap music, "wetted my chest."

I try to avoid confrontation as much as possible.

[borntokickass]

You mean he would have shot you. Can't you deflect that.

[emoing]

I'm not exactly invincible? If anything I could dodge it with no problem.

[borntokickass]

Well I guess there's that too.

[emoing]

Tch. Its not like I could shoot him back, you know. And the last time I fought back against someone in this world, I was this close to getting arrested.

I had no idea it was that much of a bad thing to injure a cop.

[borntokickass]

...you almost got arrested. I didn't know that.

That's kind of cool actually.

[emoing]

Aha, at least someone thinks so.

[borntokickass]

Yeah well. I like violence sometimes.

[emoing]

That's not too much of a bad trait.

Have you killed anyone before?

[borntokickass]

I'm glad you think so.

No. I sort of don't want to go to jail.

You probably have, right.

[emoing]

Oh, yes. Ninjas pretty much have to have the will to kill. And I've definitely had my taste of taking a life here and there. But I rather not, since injuring someone is what I'd prefer.

[borntokickass]

What's your favourite method of injuring. Do you have one.

[emoing]

Punching holes in people's chests is a current favourite.

[borntokickass]

That's like whatshisface from Bleach, isn't it.

[emoing]

Kind of. I forgot his name, too.

Then again, I don't follow that fandom at all. Except that girl who loves juiceboxes and bunnies.