I don't make resolution lists. For all I know, its just another year.

And I don't wish to talk about Christmas. Nothing worth mentioning happened.

Only to be fair- and not because my brother decided to watch television instead of help out the team- we allowed Gaara to solely contribute for the cookie event because he suggested to us that he had a very sure fire recipe to help us generate points ( Read more... )

[[OOC: Sasuke has been having contractions ever since Wednesday night. And he is now hiding from everyone, lying in a bathtub filled to the brim with hot water, in Orioke no Jutsu/female form, and trying to push out his baby all by himself. So if you think you hear the sound of a small cat mewling when you pass by his room on the fourth floor, its ( Read more... )

After the initial shock of being a pregnant male passed, I now wonder one thing. Perhaps the second most important thing out of this crisis, and seemingly the one thing hardly anyone else has thought about yet:

... How in the fuck will it come out of me.

Haven't updated in a while. Now when I finally decide to update, I'm sick like a mangy dog.

I'll be in my room attempting to sleep whatever bug I picked up away.

Hayate seems unusually very content with taking care of our group's baby. Sai and I hardly even muss with it because its always with him.

Ours has an affinity of grabbing and sucking on fingers. I don't... know what that even means, to be frank.

[[OOC: This post is for all the cake-affected characters to meet in one of the rooms to confine themselves until the effect wears off, which will approximately be till midnight tonight. But just to thoroughly cure all cake-affected individuals, Sakura will come in and give everyone an antidote.]]

I need to desperately take my mind off of things.

So while we're all out here and everyone's as restless as I am, comment with your username, and let's play truth or dare.

I've been somewhat holding my own due to the gaggles of grotesque and extremely deadly creatures that seem to spew this acid from their mouths and what appears to be gigantic... cockroaches. The thing is that I cannot seem to successfully destroy most of these animals, but only avoiding them since they are slow-moving. If my teammates are looking ( Read more... )

... This is a very elaborate kidnapping.