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[emoing]

After living in the heart of New York City for a mere two days, I have discovered an interesting fact. There is such a thing as "rich hobos

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[orochimaru_ftw]

I would've slashed his tires.

[emoing]

And then rip his dreadlocks right out of his head.

[orochimaru_ftw]

Oooooo yes. Ah, sweet vengence.

[emoing]

I'll make a nice hat out of them just for you.

[orochimaru_ftw]

aaaaaaaaaw. You do care.

[emoing]

I have no idea why people think I don't?

[orochimaru_ftw]

Because they're ignorant and don't really understand you? I mean, not everyone shows they care with smiles and rainbows, right?

Really, there's no better way to show your affection than murdering a man because they said something derogatory about the one you care about and give his head to said person. ♥

Or a murderous, rampaging snake named 'Bambi'. Still the best gift ever, really.

[emoing]

See? This is why I allow you to live. You understand me.

Damn right it is.

[orochimaru_ftw]

Sasuke-brand affection right there. We should use this as an example. "This is why I allow you to live." = the closest thing to love you dish out.

She still tries to eat people that want to pet her. I let them try just to see her do it too. Ah, fear. ♥

[emoing]

People just take things far to seriously these days. You saying that right there proves that you aren't a complete moron. Like certain people.

Oh, yes. Especially when you "starve her on purpose." Its like a far more entertaining version of Russian Roulette.

[orochimaru_ftw]

You're not too bad yourself, you know. There's a reason I enjoy your company.

A favorite on Friday nights. She never leaves me bored. I don't think I've ever properly thanked you. You know me well.