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[emoing]

[[OOC: Sasuke has been having contractions ever since Wednesday night. And he is now hiding from everyone, lying in a bathtub filled to the brim with hot water, in Orioke no Jutsu/female form, and trying to push out his baby all by himself. So if you think you hear the sound of a small cat mewling when you pass by his room on the fourth floor, its

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[vivicidal]

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*eagerly following the sound of kittenish noises, all keen to find this sad sounding little cat, completely oblivious/uncaring to whose room and/or personal space he has to barge into to find it*

[emoing]

*he's too busy bearing down on a bath towel to muffle his screams and clawing on the sides of the tub to even notice your chakra nearby*

Mmmmmfff... NNNNNNNNMMMMHHH!

[vivicidal]

*just...wanders in quite casually, coming to a ponderous stop just shy of the tub with hands on hips, and giving you a decidedly blank look as you apparently try to consume a towel*

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[emoing]

*after sloshing backwards in the tub, exhausted after letting out a more than painful push, he pants in small victory- ... until he relaxes enough to sense a familiar chakra*

*he slowly looks up at the looming figure, with the towel loosening itself in his mouth*

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((I'm doing this JUST to annoy you *_____*))

[foxy_noodle]

Sasuke...?

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HURRY YOUR ASS UP I HAVE TO PISS.

((WHYYY U DO DIS?))

[emoing]

*upon hearing your voice boom through the wooden door, he sits deathly still in the tub, hoping you'd eventually go away*

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((BECAUSE I'M WATCHING A GACKT AMV WITH RON STEWART MUSIC))

[foxy_noodle]

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Oi, bastard don't go ignoring people! It's rude!

*scratches at the door, reaching down for the knob*

Sasuke?

((... That's too much gay for one person to handle))

[emoing]

*quietly remains still, even during a contraction burning and pulsing through his femme-ized body*

... *winces while spreading his legs wider* Mmmmmh...