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[emoing]

[[OOC: Sasuke has been having contractions ever since Wednesday night. And he is now hiding from everyone, lying in a bathtub filled to the brim with hot water, in Orioke no Jutsu/female form, and trying to push out his baby all by himself. So if you think you hear the sound of a small cat mewling when you pass by his room on the fourth floor, its

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((I'm doing this JUST to annoy you *_____*))

[foxy_noodle]

Sasuke...?

...

HURRY YOUR ASS UP I HAVE TO PISS.

((WHYYY U DO DIS?))

[emoing]

*upon hearing your voice boom through the wooden door, he sits deathly still in the tub, hoping you'd eventually go away*

...

((BECAUSE I'M WATCHING A GACKT AMV WITH RON STEWART MUSIC))

[foxy_noodle]

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Oi, bastard don't go ignoring people! It's rude!

*scratches at the door, reaching down for the knob*

Sasuke?

((... That's too much gay for one person to handle))

[emoing]

*quietly remains still, even during a contraction burning and pulsing through his femme-ized body*

... *winces while spreading his legs wider* Mmmmmh...

((So you're understanding of my pain.))

[foxy_noodle]

-- *see, maybe if you had answered he wouldn't be shoving open the door and ready to yell a you for being silent when it doesn't count. But he's in there now and simply staring at your female form as the door bounces off the wall*

Uh... Did-... Did I come at a bad time?

((;___;))

[emoing]

*sees you in sight (and he could have sworn he locked the fucking door from the inside), and immediately covers his breasts. He spits out the towel he was biting hard on only to shrill at you-*

Usuratonkachi! Get the fuck out and close the door behind you!

((Why are YOU crying?! W-... ;___________;))

[foxy_noodle]

*(more than likely it would have been if the mun had written it)-but either way, he continues to stare, a moment passing before he slowly starts to understand just what is going on*

You-... Dame desu! Why didn't you... AUGH-You fucking...

*ok. Calming down now. Will not panic or yell because he saw what that got him last time. But he will continue to walk over and kneel down beside you, voice dangerously low* So they were contractions then.

[emoing]

*(the mun didn't add that lovely tid-bit in there because she loves to torture Sasuke)- assuming Naruto would try to tease Sasuke while he was in this form, he made an extra effort to get the blond out of the bathroom*

*when you kneel at his side, he aims a fist to your shoulder, accompanied by a well-targeted piece of worn soap to your forehead* GET. OUT.

[foxy_noodle]

*(...This is a rather sexy quality and she knows this)- takes the hit, cringing but like hell that's making him move... Even though it now stung like a bitch. If Sasuke thought Naruto would tease him at a time like this, then he had a lot more to learn about the blond*

Shut your mouth, Uchiha. It's fucking stupid to try and do this shit by yourself. What were you thinking?! *flicking the soap off of his face, he directs a firm glare at you before sighing heavily. A hand reaches out to pull back your hair from off your shoulders and bunches it at the back of your head*

How long have you been in here...?

[emoing]

*what is it... with the both of them touching his hair*

*aims a stare at the view of the silver faucet between his knees, and answers in a shaky, petite voice* Six hours...

[foxy_noodle]

*it's a flowing mane of silk and gay?*

... So this is where you were hiding all day. *says this more to himself, eyes falling on your middle, shaking his head and bringing a hand down onto your view*

Grab it when you need it. I ain't getting in the way if this is what you want.

[emoing]

*the hair is sacred, damn you. Don't touch*

No, I'm okay. *clasps both hands this time down to his privates* Its half-way out... but I can't go on right now.

[foxy_noodle]

*But you like it when he gets down to the scalp? Why you complain?*

*hadn't really looked down there just yet and was actually avoiding it- will continue to do so now as well, leaning in and working his hand over your shoulder*

C'mon, Sasuke. It's halfway out. Just a little more and it's all over.

[emoing]

*... noone's supposed to know about that*

*snarls* Fucking mind your own business, you- *and at that moment, he sharply arches his body up as a searing pain in his stomach* AUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH- FUCK. FUCKING GET IT OUT OF ME! GET IT OUT!

*digs both hands into the bulging skin of his belly as he continues to echo the small room with his sudden screaming*

GET OUT OF HERE, THE BOTH OF YOU. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[foxy_noodle]

*Does and won't be forgetting anytime soon~*

*jerks back, eyes wide as having not expected the screaming*

F-fuck, I can't do both! You're just going to have to live with this for now! *insert him scrambling to the other side of the tub, taking a deep shuddery breath before forcing himself to look down between your legs*

Oh god- S-Sasuke just a little more! Keep pushing! Its'... I don't know what it is but it's coming out!

[emoing]

*emits the loudest scream you ever will hear from him in your entire life while he firmly clutches a damp hand around your neck*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!