Scratch the boyfriend part, he's a total asshole!

He used the Avada Kedavra of Unforgivable Things to Say to a Woman:

"If you just lose some weight, you'd be perfect."

I kid you not, that is what he said. Well, the first part is true anyway, I kinda blanked out after that so I'm not 100 percent sure what he said after 'weight'. 
When I kept asking ( Read more... )

Whoa it's really been a long time since I posted! But although I haven't written much, I've still been reading all my friends' updates almost every day. Good stuff :)

So what's up with me? Well you know my New Years Resolution right? 'Meer Actie!' ('More Action!). Well I've certainly been busy this year... So far, this is what's happened:

* My wrist ( Read more... )

My New Year's resolution's kicked in!

Well sorta... I've been on tv! Ok so it was just a local channel but still...

Click here to see my Oscarworthy performanceSo much for 15 minutes; I only got 15 seconds of fame ( Read more... )

Say hello to my new little friend:

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I just had to post this link.

I guess I'm not that good at updates when things aren't well ( Read more... )

Ok weirdest voicemail ever:

krrrrrbzzzzggggggttgtgtcrackle(sounds like a phone that accidently called me because it's in someone's pocket or bag)
kgggggtzzzzpfpfggggttrees of greenggggtffffkkrrrrrrgtgt red roses oooooaaakggggffffpok I think to myself, what a wonderful wooooorld owoohoo gggggktrrrr*sounds of either a buildingsite or a ( Read more... )

'Hey, how much do these (furry handcuffs) cost ( Read more... )

In about an hour and a half the presale for Me First And The Gimme Gimmes starts. I'm SO going to be at that show in Amsterdam!

There's a mouse in the trap. Dead.
Didn't know those mousetraps from Wibra could work:) Now all I have to do is clean it up...