Many people have asked me what makes a perfect pet*, I always have one answer for them: Eyebrows. If your pet doesn't have eyebrows then your pet aint worth diddly... (or maybe it is, I don't exactly know what diddly is).


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Recently, on Pancake day, some loudmouth pinko commenter told me that I was not inventive enough to combine jubes and Pancakes. Well screw you pinko (Seb taught me a new word. Ha!), because for Mint Chocolate Day me, Seb, and Haydn thought wed make Mint-Chocolate-Gumdrop-Pancakes.

This is what happened:

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 Today's post is early, partly because I celebrated it in the morning, but mostly so that you all get the chance to celebrate todays Holiday: Pancake Day!


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 Gumdrops. Chances are you guys don't know what a Gumdrop is. Shame on you, and shame on anyone who is not reading this blog to find out. A gumdrop is basically gelatin gum, molded into a shape, and then covered in sugar. That's it. Oh and the gelatin gum is flavored, sometimes. So what we have is sugary gum encased in sugar. They sit in your ( Read more... )

 At first I didn't know how to celebrate Get a Different Name Day. I mean, I couldn't get a different name, and I wasn't going to a party so I couldn't rename a whole group of people.

I was at a loss.

And then, out of nowhere, a friend informs me they have made a false Facebook page, so, like, easy out!

BEFRIEND NIGEL

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 I was going to post a while ago, but I saw that Nedroid was on topatoco and freaked out and went into a catatonic state. Nedroid is awesome.

Anyway, onto today. Today was National Inventors Day, and I assure you we tried to invent something. Me and Max spent the whole day in Eltham wandering around and singing. These are things we did today which ( Read more... )

Feb 10, Feb 10, febten, feptin, feptain, ceptain, captain!

Huh, what a coincidence, because today is Plimsoll Day, a day where we are all expected to remember Samuel Plimsoll.


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Today was Read in the Bathtub Day, which is an incredibly simple day to celebrate, I could have said: 'Hello, today was Read in the Bathtub Day, I did', and all would have been well; nevertheless, here's we go:


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January 26th, such a wonderful day! Such Joy! Peanuts and Brittle truly this is what the face of God must look like.

Actually, no, I don't really like caramel, but oh well on with the show!

Peanut Brittle, for those who don't know, is more or less just toffee with peanuts in it. That's not to say it doesn't taste great for the right person, but that ( Read more... )