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I awoke to my pager letting me know the days celebration: Leap Second Time Adjustment Day. Still groggy after the surgery I'd had on my scalp I sat up and looked at my pager again. Leap Second Time Adjustment Day? What the fuck could that mean? I rubbed my eyes and stood up, pulling on my overcoat and shoes, and headed for the door.
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29th of June - Spare Us The Details Day
Alright I will.
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June 28th Please take my children to work day
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6 Day Multi Post.
So we're back, for possibly one of the largest multi-posts in Jackson Celebrates history. Once more I apologize for the seemingly random nature of my recent updates, rest assured that I feel an overwhelming guilt upon realizing that I have not updated in a full week.
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18th, 19th, and 20th of June - Flip Flop Day, Garfield the Cat Day, and Plain Yoghurt Day
Flip Flops to Americans. Thongs to Australians. Jandals to New Zealanders. The footwear that's hard to wear and that doesn't really look great on anyone.
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16th and 17th of June - Fudge Day and Dump the Pump
So fudge? What's so good about fudge? You'd think a lot of things. You'd think Fudge was just awesome, the best thing in then world, and that learning about fudge would be akin to going to Willy Wonkar's Chocolate Factory and being able to just go absolutely nuts.
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June 15th - Nature Photography Day
I awoke to alien surroundings. For a second I was frightened, then puzzled, then, after remembering that I was in hospital after being stabbed by Seb with a filthy syringe, furious. A doctor entered.
"Good morning Mr. Jackson, how are we feeling today?"
I sat up, dislodging several tubes and pipes from my body, "What... what day is it?"
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14th of June - Blood Donors Day (Seb)
I was profoundly bored. The house was deserted and silent. As I gazed aimlessly into the blue light of my computer, I heard a thumping. I looked around me, but was unable to pinpoint the origin of the strange noise. I was confounded. The noise continued. I stood up; a veritable river of cigarette filters rolling out of my lap and onto the floor. ( Read more... ) -
10th, 11th, 12th, 13th of June - Iced Tea Day, Corn on the Cob Day, Loving Day, Race Unity Day
So so so so so. It's time for another biweekly Jackson Celebrates multi-post. Whooo! YAY! Hurrah! Alright Guys settle down, I know your exited, but we have buisness to attend to. Four Celebrations today: Iced Tea Day, Corn on the Cob Day, Loving Day, and Race Unity Day. Mostly food related, especially if you love food and think that fruit are ( Read more... ) -
9th of June - Donald Duck Day
So we've already discussed the ins and outs of Donald Duck before, you can read that marvelous post here: link. It was good, we discussed his personality, his public nudity, and his anger management issues. I Don't really know if there's a lot else to say.
I mean, dude was a Nazi once
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