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[elrondhalfelven]

If any of you fuckers think I am going to start going all "my preciousssss" over that remote thing, you are sadly mistaken. I am much better looking than Gollum and I do not paw people in their sleep usually and also I am a noble elf lord, not some grammar-challenged hobbit who's really let his skin care go

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[lordof_imladris]

I miss the remote. :( Look, I've been designing a slide show on power point of all the good times we had with it. I just need an mp3 of "Wind Beneath My Wings" to play in the backgruond.

And my mun says she doesn't get the reference but she deserves a cookie anyway because she downloaded another Queen song that wasn't "We are the Champions" or "Bohemian Rhapsody". She sends along a grope too. *grope*

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[elrondhalfelven]

:( :( :(

It is beautiful. OMG, you found that picture of us and the remote that summer we rented a little beach cottage in Mithlond! I remember it so well--the nights spent drunk on cheap wine swapping wild stories and dreaming of greatness. I never thought then that the remote would...suddenly not be with us anymore...excuse me.

;_;

[lordof_imladris]

((shit I thought there was some super cool hidden reference there but uh YEAH THE ONE ZOOT SUIT SHIT MAN. I saw Finwë in cardboard form at the local mall in the One Gold Suit. It was frightening in all its magical glory.))

*comforts and wipes tears on his velvet sleeve* It's okay I, they will bring it back soon. Though the plot killer within me wonders about the five thousand sets of two remotes that people gave us for my "welcome to the world!" cloning party. I remember that magical night... oh how I thought the laughs and good times would last! But alas! They did not!!

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[elrondhalfelven]

No. They did not.

II, I have to talk to you.

which reference?

[arwenundomiel]

don't worry, daddy. once the army of herms gets out of mandos, i am sure they'll recover the one remote. I have no idea where all those waves came from.

i love my new dress, though. *hugs*

[elrondhalfelven]

You know, if I was not so pleased to see you again, my precious little Evening Star of Our People, I would point out that there's no way anyone short of a random elf with a ring of power or a meddling maia could make that river do that, especially not some bint whose main talents are glowing prettily and stealing Glorfie's scenes.

But GOSH it is nice to see you again! *hugs* Oooh pretty. You need some strappy shoes to go with it, though. *gives*

[arwenundomiel]

you know, if i was not so pleased with these strappy new shoes, i would be sticking pins in my little ada1 voodoo doll right now, and pointing out my that i made a fucking important enchanted banner, and made sure that little hobbit turd got to go to the west, but these are lovely, lovely shoes!

*kisses*

[tulkas]

I, the pansy, get it.

The One Zoot Suit! From the pansy council's first and only meeting.

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[elrondhalfelven]

Yes. I loaned Faramir a tiara and everything. Not MY tiara, of course, just some plastic one I got as a gag from a party store. But he seemed pleased.

[elladanthesane]

But did we have to let them take away our Most Loyal Slave ada?

Who'm I to pound (besides bro) whenever a bout of non-existant PMS strikes, and my concrete-filled punching bag is lost?

[elrondhalfelven]

Lindir, obviously.

Now don't fret. I'm sure Erestor will be back very soon, ready to sulk for a month about how we barely noticed his untimely demise and to sew up some lovely sparkly numbers for me Arthur.

Your mother keeps her Midol in the medicine chest.

[elladanthesane]

Ah, yes; Lindir. The one you can count on to scream at just the right note when you crack his second-lowest left rib...

And judging from Erry's recent (story) post, I give hir a week before shi's back in non-porn action.

O.o;;

I'll uh, keep that in mind...

[annlarimer]

I have always been impressed by your noble and fetching eyebrows strength of character, Mr Rond.

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[elrondhalfelven]

And I have always been impressed by your, um, your...wow. Your eyes. They are a remarkable shade of [insert Ann's eye color here].

[annlarimer]

*kof*blue*kof*

[elrondhalfelven]

Blue! Your eyes, two pools of blue...like pools usually are, actually, unless they are pools of green food coloring or something. What a unique and very beautiful blue, your eyes, O Ann Larimer, fairest cartoon I have ever known.