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[elrondhalfelven]

If any of you fuckers think I am going to start going all "my preciousssss" over that remote thing, you are sadly mistaken. I am much better looking than Gollum and I do not paw people in their sleep usually and also I am a noble elf lord, not some grammar-challenged hobbit who's really let his skin care go

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[lordof_imladris]

I miss the remote. :( Look, I've been designing a slide show on power point of all the good times we had with it. I just need an mp3 of "Wind Beneath My Wings" to play in the backgruond.

And my mun says she doesn't get the reference but she deserves a cookie anyway because she downloaded another Queen song that wasn't "We are the Champions" or "Bohemian Rhapsody". She sends along a grope too. *grope*

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[elrondhalfelven]

:( :( :(

It is beautiful. OMG, you found that picture of us and the remote that summer we rented a little beach cottage in Mithlond! I remember it so well--the nights spent drunk on cheap wine swapping wild stories and dreaming of greatness. I never thought then that the remote would...suddenly not be with us anymore...excuse me.

;_;

[lordof_imladris]

((shit I thought there was some super cool hidden reference there but uh YEAH THE ONE ZOOT SUIT SHIT MAN. I saw Finwë in cardboard form at the local mall in the One Gold Suit. It was frightening in all its magical glory.))

*comforts and wipes tears on his velvet sleeve* It's okay I, they will bring it back soon. Though the plot killer within me wonders about the five thousand sets of two remotes that people gave us for my "welcome to the world!" cloning party. I remember that magical night... oh how I thought the laughs and good times would last! But alas! They did not!!

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[elrondhalfelven]

No. They did not.

II, I have to talk to you.

[lordof_imladris]

....yes, I?

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[elrondhalfelven]

...I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE! My mun keeps fucking around with me. Am I supposed to be retarded or sarcastic or calmly oblivious? I'm so confuuuused. :(

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[lordof_imladris]

We will figure it out together! For we are one! Sort of. I should be doing as you do since I am your clone, but fuck that shit. I do not want to be a turd and Arthur's door mat-- the Minas Tirith mud is so smelly. :(

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[elrondhalfelven]

We must find some middle way, lest we turn into some stinky turdy welcome mat for Arwen to wipe her strappy shoes on whenever something makes her angst! While at the same time not losing our unique brand of humor that made us MESPT's funniest puppets.

((Now I look like the turd.))

Shut up, ho bag. It is true.

((What about Imrahil?))

...shit.

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[lordof_imladris]

We are funnier than Imrahil!

((Probably, but not funnier than Theodred))

HOLD YOUR TONGUE, WENCH!!

((Hold your balls in place before I slice them))

O.O yes ma'am

Uh uh uh I had a coherent thought within my head but it has fled now.

[mirielofnumenor]

Here, I've got some old pictures of you two going on vacation with the remote...look! There's the one with you three at Niagra Falls, and then Paris...Oo! This is the one from when Elrond I got all drunk, and he was all like hitting on people, and so was the remote...Good times. You can use 'em for your slide show. (It's coming along nicely!)

Think of the remote's "death" as that of the loss of a pet: Just remember the good times. And have some fresh Cheetos.