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[elrondhalfelven]

If any of you fuckers think I am going to start going all "my preciousssss" over that remote thing, you are sadly mistaken. I am much better looking than Gollum and I do not paw people in their sleep usually and also I am a noble elf lord, not some grammar-challenged hobbit who's really let his skin care go

Comments

[annlarimer]

I have always been impressed by your noble and fetching eyebrows strength of character, Mr Rond.

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[elrondhalfelven]

And I have always been impressed by your, um, your...wow. Your eyes. They are a remarkable shade of [insert Ann's eye color here].

[annlarimer]

*kof*blue*kof*

[elrondhalfelven]

Blue! Your eyes, two pools of blue...like pools usually are, actually, unless they are pools of green food coloring or something. What a unique and very beautiful blue, your eyes, O Ann Larimer, fairest cartoon I have ever known.

[annlarimer]

Oh, Mr Rond! And your brow is so firm, so thrusting, like a great cathedral, reaching ever upward toward the divine.

oooh, 'thrusting'

[elrondhalfelven]

:)!!

I, um, I picked you this flower. One of those goat things of Erestor's ate some of the petals but...well, here.

::goes scarlet::

[annlarimer]

it's...it's beautiful...! thank you!

Oh, you can see his little teeth marks! Look!