Why does nobody understand, after all the years, that I am less lonely when I am by myself, than I am when I am in a room full of people who want nothing to do with me? I get that they are family, and they all see the holiday as a time to spend together, but they don't want to have anything to do with me the rest of the year, or even on this one ( Read more... )

No matter how hard I try, I can not make it better...

When I was in high school, I knew a kid who, one weekend, decided he was going to drive to Toronto. He also didn't understand the difference between MPH and KPH, so the whole drive there he was going 100 MPH ( Read more... )

My neighbour knocked on my door at two thirty this morning, do you believe that nonsense?! Two thirty, AM!!
lucky for him, i was still up playing my bagpipes.

Maybe I should give up on the thought of finding love, and just try to find someone willing to have sex with me a couple times a month...

Basically, as I understand it, the loss prevention department of 7-Eleven is telling me "We want you to come forward with wrongdoings you see at the store, but, we're not going to do anything about it, and you're going to have to deal with the consequences of your actions."

Sure makes me want to bring employee theft to their attention as much as

I swear to Bob, I am going to start a photo blog entitled "Why to not buy food/coffee at 7-Eleven", and just start posting pictures of all the health code violations...

I will never understand women. Why would they send me unsolicited photos of themselves partly/mostly/completely nude, but be thoroughly uninterested in being partly/mostly/completely nude with me in person...

I think my boss is stealing ( Read more... )

It always kinda hurts to find out someone doesn't think you're as special as you thought they did.