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[elixxir]

Oh Christ, last night I was so pissed at Fratboy. Like, skull-fucking angry

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[bellafiga]

I am convinced Crispin is retarded. Words just ain't his thing. He may never speak at this rate.. However yesterday nanslice was watchin Family Feud, playboy edition (with new and old play boy models) and my son sauntered up to the teevee and kissed it.. *sigh* I'm gonna be a grandma the moment he has sperm:(

[elixxir]

He kissed the teevee???! Hahahahaha! What he lacks in language he makes up with in lechery!

[bellafiga]

Yep, kissed the playmates. what do I do with this? He's 19 freakin months old!!!

[elixxir]

Resign yourself to your fate. Resistence is clearly futile! :p

[demonspeed1102]

I guess the gas release was a way of getting Nacho Libre out of your bed. I mean, it's not cool to be bedding Nacho Libre.

[elixxir]

Hahahaha! Though if he was really Nacho Libre he would have outfarted me, not run like a sensitive girlie-man. :p

[shadowduchess]

*dies laughing*
Woman, at least you have hormones to count on for skull fucking anger as for the gas..I am in awe of your ass. There are times where I wish I had the ability to be that noxious when I wanted to be just to teach him a lesson.
*snicker*

Kids take time with speaking. I know one of my other friends her child took until 3 to be able to really become verbal but that was due to her not really taking the time with it.
Each to their own pace, and when he finally gets going you realize..he just won't stop?
Beware what you wish for *evil cackle*

[elixxir]

Beware what you wish for *evil cackle*

Seriously! That's what Fratboy keeps warning me of...they have no off switch once they start so he's in no hurry. :)

[celsius_matti]

Kids take time with speaking. - It's true. Having worked in a few daycares, I've seen toddlers who were very "chatty" and those who were very silent. They also seem to comprehend more than they actually do when they are that young. Anyways, you can see there is comprehension there, so you have no serious worries about language skills yet I'd guess.

[simplyinsatiabl]

I was a late speaker! But according to both my parents, once I started I didn't stop. That still applies now! Its like the time that......................................................

[razorjak]

Be thankful Twisty G isn't like ME as a baby.

My folks still have photographic evidence of the MULTIPLE numbers of cribs I literally destroyed. The last one, the just gave up and bailed it together with chickenfence wire. And I destroyed that twice.

Wait till he gets his spiderman on. The hallway in the bedrooms floor of my folks house were narrow enough that I was able to shimmy up them bracing my feet and hands to either side. The ceiling was also high enough that I could be waiting to pounce anyone coming out of the bathroom at the end of the hall.

To this day they still do not know how I managed to get up onto the top of a six foot cabinet with nothing on but my diaper and a bottle of baby powder.

So count your blessings.

[vapidblonde]

The hallway in the bedrooms floor of my folks house were narrow enough that I was able to shimmy up them bracing my feet and hands to either side
OMG I soooo did that too. I also liked being perched atop the fridge and scaring the crap outta my folks when they went foraging for food ;)

[razorjak]

Hmmm, so it would seem that if you and I mated; the spawn would be like mini-gothic spider monkeys.

[vapidblonde]

LMAO, it would almost be worth doing just to see said offspring.