Fitzy and I just had our first fight.
It wasn't pretty.
Fitzy: FRIED EGG SANDWICH!!!
Me (dead asleep): Huh? Whaaaa?
Fitzy: WITH TOAST!!
Me: God?
Fitzy: AND BUTTER! Mmmmmm, butterbutterbutterbutterbutterbutter!
Me: Child? Do you have any idea what frigging time it is?!
Fitzy: FRIED EGG SANDWICH!!!
Me: It's not even 5am yet.
Fitzy:
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