That was low!

We picked up like 400 DJ gigs a week so now there's really no time to sleep. We got this new dog Thomas and I thought I posted up a picture but I didn't. Maybe that was a year ago, I really don't remember. I'm seemingly going rapidly blind in my right eye due to some rare idiopathic eye disease with no cure, that's not too fun. I've decided ( Read more... )

I was talking to a friend in the club last night. The DJ was dropping the "I can't make anything work so let's play hiphop" science. Which is OK, I've seen that act of desperation countless times (and done it myself). T.I.'s "Whatever You Like" comes on and I start talking shit about how sucky this is. The whole thing of throwing on a current ( Read more... )

Too many bogus email and internet threads about the bailout and all that crap. I wasted like an hour of my life typing this little guide ( Read more... )

The govt has finally put measures in place to remedy the rising cost of toy arrows! Those bitches were like $1.99 for 3 because of this bogus 40 cent tax on "hunting equipment". Effin walletbuster. Now, with relief from this bill, Wendy can quit 4 of her 6 jobs and I can stop being so pissy. Though I'm a little miffed about that $700B bank ( Read more... )

"No school would provide landing space for a student's fighter jet, or condone the disruption the jet's use would cause."

A hurricane, a hurricane! Stock up on milk!

Oh wait, I'm getting my white-trashisms mixed up...

I don't really like either candidate. Or rather, I don't like that they try to single-handedly devise solutions for insanely complex problems. McCain answers everything with rhetoric. It's like listening to a sales executive. Can't he answer, on a scale of 1 to 10, how likely he would be to deploy US troops - anywhere, period? I can no longer ( Read more... )

"They are not careful about cleanliness, and they do not wash themselves with water when they have done their necessities; but they only wipe themselves with paper."

-- a Muslim Arab traveler in China, 851 AD

It's taken ten years but "Badtz-Maru Company" finally received a C&D over badtz-maru.com . The sharks want it transferred to Sanrio, immediately. I merely changed the non-mail DNS entries to point to Sanrio's IP in feeble hopes of keeping my ten year old email address.

-E