CHESTERFIELD!!!!

Srry I'm about to watch "Cloverfield" but it reminds me of that obscure skit...

I just realized that p-funk will be playing in our house.

As the cardboard recycling trash truck drove by, followed by the plastic/glass truck, followed by the vegetative waste truck, followed by the regular trash truck, I entertained a brief doubt on the effectiveness of recycling.

This was the worst weekend I've had all year! Nothing really important happened, it was just two days of everything that could possibly go wrong rolling just like that.

I'm retitling this thing as "shit I ran into" - which today was some couple on a motorcycle. Bitch cried like he'd never broke a leg before. With no helmet on it he should consider it the price of admission.

To my collection of 20-something highway speeding tickets I've received over the years, I can now add my first boat speeding ticket!

We've had this old wheel sitting out by the side of the road for a couple of weeks now. I guess that bulk pickup comes once a year or I had inadvertently created a roadside Superfund site. After I finally got around to putting the second new wheel on the boat trailer, yesterday, the roadside pile had now started to resemble a young Michelin Man ( Read more... )

We just spent like 15 mins trying to figure out why I can no longer whistle "Gin and Juice".

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6. Muffin?
sitting on them