It's weird. Whenever I feel like I'm having a good day with the sun shining and the windows open and crap, I always wind up feeling really restless. Like I should be doing everything I can to maximize the fun. I can't just sit and listen to music or read, I have to be Doing Something. Which is a touch tricky when you don't actually have ( Read more... )

While discussing Borderlands, in particular Patricia Tannis and Mad Moxxi

Her: So, not only do you like them violent, you like them unhinged, huh?

Me: What can I say. It'd be unfair to date a woman with fewer personal problems than myself.

Her: Why are you still single?

Me: A mystery for the ages.

Hey, remember that dream I head a while back where New York got taken over by tentacles and meat? Yeah, that sure was weird, huh?

So, funny story, anyone want to take a guess as to how the new Parasite Eve game starts?

Looks like I'm getting a load of new furniture on monday! Should be getting a new sofa, chair, coffee table and some other bits and pieces. Can't wait for the sofa, really. The one I have is terrible for lying/sleeping on, and it's only a two-seater, so my legs wind up hanging off the sides. This new one should be a three-seater, which makes me ( Read more... )

200 headshots.

Yup. Think I'm getting better.

Stop me if you've heard this one before: a guy goes into a game shop looking to trade in a couple of games. He finds he can get £15 for them all in. He goes to have a look around to see if there's anything worth getting, before noticing the pre-owned copy of Halo Reach sitting nearby. The collector's edition version, no less. For a grand total ( Read more... )

Just a friendly word of advice: if you keep going on about how it's 'nigger stomping time' before a friendly game of Halo, don't be too surprised when even your own team makes it their goal to stomp you into the dirt. Seriously. We'll do it. And it'll be worth itGetting back into RE5 via Mercinaries mode. Hell of a lot of fun to play co-op, but ( Read more... )

Finally signed up for that Xbox Live thing all the kids are so loopy for. Just a quick reminder that I'm on there as RaptusRegaltier. Add me if you use it as I'm so terribly ronery ;_;

Had this weird feeling the last few days. Been trying to work out what it is, but I've been stumped. It's been tickling the back of my mind, but whenever I try and pin it down, it's gone. Then, ten minutes ago, I finally work it out.

I think I'm in a good mood. Hell, I think I'd be willing to upgrade it to 'cheerful'.

What a mindfuck.

...and the rest of my fucking RP group decides to turn the game into Hostel III (warning: not work/mindsafe). I know I usually curb some of the wilder excesses of whatever group I'm in but... what the hell, people. What the hell.

Yes, I'm well aware of the irony of me being the only sane man in the party. Now shut up, I need to start shouting.