Mar 23, 2011 20:10
Stop me if you've heard this one before: a guy goes into a game shop looking to trade in a couple of games. He finds he can get £15 for them all in. He goes to have a look around to see if there's anything worth getting, before noticing the pre-owned copy of Halo Reach sitting nearby. The collector's edition version, no less. For a grand total of £25. He takes it up to the counter and asks if all the goodies are in there, since there's no point buying it if the extras are missing or a wreck. He finds that not only have the goodies never been touched, but that the code for the bonus DLC has never even been touched. The game is, to all intents and purposes, pristine. So he buys it there and then and runs out the shop, barely surpressing his laughter.
The punchline? Oh, there is no punchline. Just that I'd now like for you all to refer to me as the Almighty Sultan of Bargains. If any of you women out there want to faint in appreciation in my direction, that's be nice too. Y'know, on account of me being made of Triumph and Outstanding. That'd be just lovely.