My Morning Jacket = best live band ever ( Read more... )

Well. I think it's time to ask for help. What's the best way to dispose of someone? Something that's not too messy, please. If you have talked to me, you know what this is about. I just hope that someone in Morris Hall drops out, now. The guy's such an @$$. Who goes to bed at twelve in college? And who just turns out the lights without ( Read more... )

Little Miss Sunshine tonight at either 7:15 or 7:45. You decide. Call me. We can carpool to tara.

Well, I entered the contest. There were only two of us at first, and judging by the other guy's size and age, I thought I had him. I didn't as it turns out, but that hardly matters when you've got friggin' King Kong sitting at the end of the table. The first guy, the judges, the Moe's staff, and I were in awe when we saw the 7 foot tall, 350 lb ( Read more... )

9 A.M.
Oh, and I hate people.

http://www.aintitcool.com/tb_display.cgi?id=23940#1227494

Two of the coolest movies coming out this year. I have to see them.

Dudes and Dudettes, Friends and friends of friends ( Read more... )

Man, I wouldn't normally even be awake by now. I just feel good. I had to wake up at 4:15 this morning so that I could work at 5:00. Though going to bed early stinks, I like working the morning shift - it's quick, and you have the whole day. So, I'm free. Let's do something. Movie, dinner, orgy... anything. Good. I'd say call me, but we all ( Read more... )

So Zidane was called the son of a terrorist whore? Moms everywhere must be disappointed in their own sons ( Read more... )

I only just got back from the west coast, and already I have gotten a job, stayed up past my bedtime several nights in a row, and have finally seen Nacho Libre. In other words, I'm as tight as poop-on-a-stick ( Read more... )