I'm in training...
Dudes and Dudettes, Friends and friends of friends,
I am writing to you a week in advance of the contest of my life. I ask you to please come and bear witness to the display of the mastery of a talent. Next Friday at 10 (I don't know if it's AM or PM, yet), I will attempt to eat three Moe's burritos in less time than several other gargantuan tummy tumblers (whatever the heck that means). It is imperative that you guys come to cheer me on as I use my strength as a food junkie to slay my foes (and tasty south-western meal). Please come to the Brookhaven Moes next Friday at 9:00 (I will let you know which one, but I'm guessing the AM). You won't believe your eyes.
What will that kid eat next?
I am writing to you a week in advance of the contest of my life. I ask you to please come and bear witness to the display of the mastery of a talent. Next Friday at 10 (I don't know if it's AM or PM, yet), I will attempt to eat three Moe's burritos in less time than several other gargantuan tummy tumblers (whatever the heck that means). It is imperative that you guys come to cheer me on as I use my strength as a food junkie to slay my foes (and tasty south-western meal). Please come to the Brookhaven Moes next Friday at 9:00 (I will let you know which one, but I'm guessing the AM). You won't believe your eyes.
What will that kid eat next?